Monday, 15 June 2009

Heat, Hummingbirds and Humdrum

This was a tiring week, but the blog was busy: we passed 2000 hits on June 8th! Updated the blog Monday - nice to have that as a day off.

June 8 - Wokking Work

Some good news today while I was at work: my dad called to say that he had been instantly hired by an airport shuttle service when they interviewed him today, full time! Wonderful, especially in light of the fact that the current company he's been working for has been light on work, as well as common sense - this will be a welcome change for him in terms of stability and I hope, less stress.

To celebrate after work, we went to the Wok Box which was only a few doors down from where I work in the Millstream Plaza. We had the Chinese Feast, whose portions were very generous - so much so that we ended up taking home more than we had eaten! I especially enjoyed the almond chicken, which was just the right level of spicy. I really enjoyed the meal, as did my parents, and I will definitely be back - especially as it is so conveniently only steps away from my workplace!

The future may have more Chinese in it too: news has arrived that Blade Runner is getting a new web series, called Purefold. While original director Ridley Scott won't be taking a personal hand in it, he IS allowing the series to come out under the Creative Commons license, which I believe is a first for any A-list Hollywood director - a good sign that there may be more good things to come.

I hope that in the future, they still have Bacon In A Can. I just can't see myself eating Instant Bacon... unless it's from a Trek-style replicator, then I might just.

June 9 - Heat Kills

We had a nasty example of how deadly the heat can be outside today on the deck. While I was outside, sitting in the shade, a calliope hummingbird flew under the overhead skylights and became trapped, unable to find its way out. In the time it took for me to race to grab a nearby stepstool and reach up to rescue it( less than 30 seconds )the poor thing expired from the heat under the glass. It was heartbreaking, and the only consolation was that I was able to have a close look at the jewel-like feathers of the tiny bird, scintillating emerald-green and shimmering browns. Strangely, we've also had a Great Blue Heron take a nap on the dock today - so that's Canada's largest bird AND its smallest bird, both in our backyard on the same day... good thing the heron didn't want to hop onto the deck.

Also hot: For a while now, I've been following the news about Microsoft's Surface technology - basically, a touch-sensitive screen the size of a coffee table that has been touted as the Next Big Thing in personal computing. Well, some people don't or won't believe the hype... to the point where they've taken one of Microsoft's Surface promo videos and done their own version of it - hilarious, and it has some good points about putting the cart before the horse. I myself derided laptops for years as expensive alternatives to the much more configurable home PC... but now that laptops are mainstream, netbooks are the cutting edge and home PC's can be had for less than $400.00 if you assemble your own, I have to give a nod to market pressure and the march of mass production. My wallet thanks you.

Relaxation was the key today: I just don't have the energy to do much activity-wise. My right leg( thigh, point of fact )has been intermittently numb for the last week. I'm going to make sure to ask the doc about it at my upcoming appointment, to ensure it's not related in any way to the operation. It's a weird sensation - like it's asleep, but I still have full functionality yet when I poke it with a pen, it's not 'fully' sensitive. *sigh* Just one more thing to add to my daily List of Oddities.

June 10 - Bender Rides Again!

Great news today - Comedy Central announced that it has approved production of 26 new episodes of Futurama, after amazing sales of the DVD series that was canceled in 2003. The new episodes will air in 2010 - I can hardly wait!

It was Oven Time at work today; the guy from the restoration services company was here in the morning( before my shift )and discovered the walls were not close to being dry... thanks to his forgetting to turn OFF the A/C. So not only did he do that, he cranked up the heat - to the point where I worked the entire shift with the branch interior at over 90 degrees. Can you say: sauna? Thankfully, like a sauna it was a dry heat... but man, that really sapped my energy and concentration. I was glad that it was a slow day( as many have been of late, unfortunately )so that I didn't have to move too quickly.

I ended up walking home today for the first time, due to various reasons - one of which is that neither the BC Transit buses nor Langford Trolley run in-town after around 6pm. Which means that I'll likely just be biking to and from work, like I had figured on doing anyway for the summer - which is free, as well as far more convenient than waiting around for transit. Though I like the idea of the trolley, it only seems practical for travel on my days off - since it's usually empty when I see it drive by, most people must think it's easier to get around by car.

June 11 - Lifestyle Thoughts

Car washes: I loved those as a kid! I remember going through them, listening to the tumbling roar of the water pounding against the glass and seeing the rotary brushes shimmy along the windows as the car inched through the car wash. It was cheap entertainment to be sure, but I just loved it - like being in the bowels of a monster only to emerge into sunshine and drying trails of water on the other side. Nowadays, car washes are touchless, so the brushes are almost all gone. Some people just don't get it though.

One thing that's changed in my lifestyle is a lack of pub-time. Since moving out to B.C. I've spent less and less time in pubs, mainly I believe due to the fact that I simply don't know as many people here. I consulted Foodpages.ca and came up with a list of local eateries, which was topped by the Country Rose Pub - a straight run a few km away.

Moving out to Langford has again illustrated the point most succinctly: while I DO know a fair number of people here, I don't spend much time with them on a regular basis. In point of fact, I talk to some of my online friends far more often than I do those here on Vancouver Island. Still, we do keep in contact, though again it's not like I'm used to - usually an email, text or call is just a prelude to meeting at Steebs or The Kilt.

I miss that.

June 12 - Uphill Accents

I watched an episode of BSG this morning "The Hand of God" which had some terrific CGI battle sequences in it. Afterwards, on a whim, I searched for some technical specs on things Galactica, and came up with a few surprising sites - Wolf's Shipyard also has B5 images, as does Starship Schematics. Again, I really like cut-away designs of SF ships, like this one of the Enterprise-D, though that particular one is signed by the artists - a little pricer than what I paid for mine. I wonder what it would cost to have Patrick Stewart autograph mine...?

Which reminds me: I love English accents, and apparently the rest of the world does too - anything sounds cool if it's said in an English Accent. I'll even take a Kiwi accent in an English one isn't available - you can even train yourself online to speak with an English Accent. How's that for making use of the internet?

Riding home from work was manageable; I walked the bike uphill for about 1/2 a km, past FutureShop, Staples and Costco, until I reach the crest and can coast down again into a nice backwoods community area away from all the traffic. It's really amazing to go from super-urban shopping zone to windy-road deep-forest semi-suburb in the space of just a few minutes, by bike no less. A quick trip across the highway( imagine traffic lights on the QEW, no overpasses! )and then it's a level jaunt for five minutes to get home through a quiet neighbourhood. Very relaxing, and eventually I'll be a able to cycle up those hills again.

June 13 - Transforming Business

Off in the morning to do some meet-and-greet in Victoria - talking to local businesses to let them know what services my work offers. I handed out a fair number of my own business cards, and chatted up a few folks; all in all, I think it was a successful day, if somewhat tiring to trek around in casual business attire. No way I was going to overdo it in a suit on a sunny Saturday!

When I got home, I tuned into the Transformers Marathon on Teletoon Retro, broadcasting 24 hours of G1-goodness - 48 episodes total. I had it on all day as I worked on various things, napped, and generally tried to relax in between doing minor things around the house. No yardwork yet though - I just don't feel up to it, and I don't have any mulch left to spread over the front areas anyway.

The second Transformers movie arrives on June 24th( inspiringly entitled Transformers2: Revenge of the Fallen )which I am looking forward to, especially as it again stars Megan Fox. Though from this collection of her quotes, she may be best known as just a pretty face, considering what she manages to get quoted for. Then again, most of the fanboys probably don't care if she has the power of speech anyway...

From old to new: I've had my Xbox360 for 1.5 years now, and I'm fairly pleased with it, especially as I only now just picked up a Chatpad for it( on sale this week at F.Schlock )which will make typing msgs SO much easier. Yet despite the Xbox360 having built-in voice chat, people seem to prefer text - weird. Which got me to thinking about upcoming video game consoles... and led me to stumble across this 'promo' video for the PS9 - 7 generations in the future; very cool concept.

June 14 - Sunday Sorting

Most of today was spent digging through cupboards and storage boxes to find, rearrange and toss things as necessary. Lots of little bits, pieces of tech and forgotten toy parts were spread all over as I sorted through things while watching episodes of Robotech Remastered: The Macross Saga - which held up fairly well to my memories of it. The updated DVD release has cleaned-up video and remastered( hence the name )5.1 audio, which sounds great. There are still a few hiccups with it, and the animation looks dated compared to today's Flash-based masterpieces( Stoked, people - go watch it June 25th on Teletoon! )but it's all about nostalgia, really.

And what the hell? io9.com also posted this nugget of flaming fecal fluff: a writer for Torchwood complaining that Babylon 5 has ruined SF by introducing continuous story arcs? How the heck can you say that going from the idea of completely unlinked one-shot episodes to a story arc that rewards viewers who tune in every week is a bad thing??? I wonder if JMS knows about this...

I attended a meeting near my workplace tonight, with about a dozen of the tenants of the complex who all want to share ideas on how to improve business at the plaza. We tossed ideas around for a few hours, all in a positive light - I came away from the meeting quite heartened that others in the plaza are committed to bringing in business through co-operation with their neighbours. Time well spent, with a very friendly and intelligent bunch of workplace neighbours.


Today, June 15th, also marks the beginning of the 10 Days of Deals at Dell.ca, something they do only a few times a year. For those of you with some spare cash and a hankering for tech at a discount, you may want to keep an eye on their site. As for me, I'm going to wait until next year... my stuff's too new, though that 42" Sanyo plasma TV for $649.00 really makes me itch.


Sunday, 7 June 2009

Heatwave, Home Depot and Health

A week spent mostly off my feet; bliss! Well, mostly.

June 1 - New Month, New Aches

I was feeling sore and tired today, but less so than on the weekend. The weather is simply lovely, though it looks to be a HOT one this week... which just goes to show: be careful what you wish for! I had hoped for some good weather this week, but all seven days? Unprecedented... so I should have suspected something was up - boy, was I right!

Things on my mind this week included... wills. Which, I might guess, most of you reading this do not have. Hence the need to read what Neil Gaiman had to say on the subject, relating to writers( of course )but important nonetheless. Since I don't happen to have a house, car or secret Swiss Bank Accounts, it's not as important for me as for those with more to disperse - but then, I don't want all my hard-earned swag to end up at an estate garage sale. That'd make my spirit restless, y'know?

Today, BioWare released a trailer for their upcoming massively multiplayer online game Star Wars: The Old Republic. It is unbelievable: watching it, one forgets it is a game trailer, as it is as spectacular as any movie trailer I've seen in many a year. Can't wait for the game to come out; I've not the time now to devote to an MMO like World of Warcraft, but for T.O.R. I might just find a few hours a week.

June 2 - Niagara News!!!

Today was spent mostly outside on the deck, coming in for 'cooling breaks' every few hours. I relaxed: snoozing, reading and typing on the laptop, as the mood took me and the energy levels allowed. I mainly kept to a semi-reclined position, using anything BUT my abdominal muscles, as I mentioned last week. The weather outside was gorgeous, but I had to be mindful not to overheat - sitting under the umbrella in a lounger was the best idea, as the cul-de-sac area back under the skylight by the kitchen window was like an oven when the sun moved to shine in it, despite the occasional breeze.

Some GREAT news today as well: Martin emailed me my flight ticket info! Here's the dates:

July 31st - Arriving Toronto at Terminal 1 @ 2:10pm EST

August 8th - Departs Toronto from Terminal 1 @ 4:30pm EST

... which means yes, I will be coming back to Niagara this summer, thanks to the generosity and support of my friends. Again, I feel so lucky to have such good people in my life - all the better that I can visit them again this year!

Vampires are alive and well in today's media, believe it or not. A recent news article revealed that none other than Avril Lavigne is taking steps to hide her bloodsucking nature from the world. As trivial as it may be, I think it's actually true - I've seen her Canon camera commercial a few times since, and if you look closely when she smiles, there are no incisors visible! Coincidence? Not in Hollywood! And while I actually find prominent incisors attractive( depending on the person )they are only so if they are natural - wannabe goth vamps: you have been warned.

June 3 - Home Depot

In the early afternoon I had to lie down for a few hours, as I suddenly became weak and shaky. I don't think my energy levels were quite up to dealing with the heat outside, which even in the shade was over 30 degrees C. Inside, the house is bearably warm... except of course, in my front room. Maybe I should have built myself one of these, which is a water-powered air conditioner for the budget-conscious. Love those kinds of ideas: low cost AND effective( I even own the same model of fan! ). Though it does waste water, but the Comments section there does describe a closed-loop system possibility, which appeals to me all the more.

Home depot was visited several times today, for various things including a 20' ladder necessary for cleaning windows and reaching various parts of the house - backsplits are like that. And the stepladder that came with the place was far too short to do more than reach the eaves in the front. Why a ladder today though? See tomorrow's entry - today was simply purchasing the hardware in the evening for the upcoming job. I was exhausted and grumpy by the time I got back home again... there wasn't room in the car for both myself AND the new ladder, thanks to the silly design of the Mazda 3's interior. You'd think the split-folding seats would favour a straight pass-through, allowing one side to remain up and so allow the possibility of passenger in the back seat? Nope - the larger folding seat section is behind the driver, not the front passenger - so if you have something like, say, a ladder... then both back seat sections have to fold down to accommodate it. Dumb design - I wrote Mazda a note, but don't expect to hear back.

The local politicians also voted today in favour of moving forward with plans for sewage treatment in the region, voting to go from zero plants to four plants in operation by 2016. I still find it incomprehensible that the capital city of the province has existed so long without any sewage treatment plants whatsoever, just dumping waste into the ocean untreated... I grew up next to a sewage treatment plant in the north end of St. Kitt's, so I knew what it was all about from an early age. I think it prepared me to put up with the crap of later life, in some ways...

June 4 - What the blazes?

In the morning after breakfast I was up on a ladder in the front hall, putting up a curtain to neatly cover over the skylight and so reduce the blazing heat of the sun that we've been getting this week. It will stay up all summer, and hopefully reduce temperatures in the front area of the house( where I spend my time )from oven-like to merely warm. I managed to do it without falling over, though with frequent breaks, a fan aimed up to keep me cool, and sunglasses - it was damn bright up there. Also, I rigged up a screen for the front door to allow it to remain open and increase the airflow through the house. Combined with the skylight curtain, the house was noticeably cooler today, though I still had to retreat to my bedroom for a few hours at the worst parts. A secondary curtain out the back under the deck skylight also cut the blazing sun's fury to manageable levels, creating a decent retreat during the later hours of the afternoon. Still too hot to sleep outside though.

Blade Runner is a film I have always loved( and now own the 5-disc HD-DVD Complete Collector's Edition, which has all 4 official versions of the film plus the rare actual workprint, plus 9 hours of extras. It was on sale too, so that helped add it to my shelf. Nothing compares to seeing Blade Runner in HD with the sound wrapping around you - bliss.

I wonder if in such a future, they would have healthy bacon? No joke - apparently they have special pigs in Spain; have a read.

June 5 - Heat Relief

Today was not as unbearably hot as the last few days have been, thankfully. A nice wind all day from the lake to the north kept the air moving through the house, which was much cooler thanks to yesterday's adjustments. We're also under water-use restrictions here on Vancouver Island, which limits outdoor watering for the summer to just 6 hours a week, total. Not a lot to keep your lawn green, though you are allowed to hand-water as much as you like - no way to I feel up to that yet.

In September, I am really looking forward to seeing Tim Burton's 9 when it comes out... on the 9th. 9/9/9, get it? Today, a preview of one of the villains from the film was released: the Seamstress. Scary, spooky apocalyptic stuff - I can hardly wait!

Boring is bad in my books, and few things are as boring as urban garage doors. Luckily, you can now spice things up: Style Your Garage.com has large stick-on images that turn boring into badass. This one is my favourite - sure stands out from the boring grey alley-doors next to yours in downtown T.O. - they do regular doors and windows, too.

I've been a little frustrated with my laptop of late, but I am still very pleased overall with my purchase - especially as the CPU is upgradable, unlike most laptops. I was also pleased to see it rated here at the top of the mid-level CPU's out there. Which means that if I want to upgrade in about a year's time, the T9800 CPU may eventually drop to an affordable level, and I may add some faster memory too, as it seems to be the weak link of the laptop's performance chain. Never have I been so pleased on a "bang-for-the-buck" purchase of mine, especially as I use it every day for many tasks... even the occasional game or two, go figure.

June 6 - Invasion of Noise

I woke this morning at 6am and couldn't get back to sleep - might have had something to do with some odd dreams I'd had, or maybe the barking dog that kept going for 2 hours.. or the minor earthquake we had. Very neighbourly of people to leave their animals out early, given that everyone around them likely has their windows open so they can hear the precious pet complaining that the sun's been up for hours now yet he hasn't been fed. Another reason for me not to like dogs as pets - like young kids you can't reason with, as they don't speak English or remember things very well from day to day. I'll bet they didn't even know today was the 65th anniversary of D-Day, which one veteran has said that the film The Longest Day captures best, save for the smells and the sheer terror of being there. A world is grateful for their sacrifice.

Work had a nice surprise for me when I walked in the door today: water damage. At Mmart, we are trained to be careful of anything out of the ordinary when we enter or exit our branches - common sense, really. So what was I to think today when I walked into the branch to find carpeting pulled back everywhere, and large fan units blasting air across soaked said same? Luckily, I'm not the panicky sort, and understood what had happened was not part of some weird tunnel-rat burglar group in the night. Though I was miffed that nobody had bothered to TELL me on my first shift back in a week. In any case, it made for an interesting day drying things out, on top of catching up on a week's worth of work. By day's end, I was beat and my stomach hurt from sitting upright for so long in the chair - no couches here. I was glad to get home to relax with a few hours of Civ: Rev. Which I lost ground at and gave up on in favour of sleep.

The Internet is full of memes - great things like "It's a trap!" for which you get 10 Geek Points if you can name both the film AND the character who spoke it.

June 7 - Sunday slipped away

Today sort of sped by - I was feeling tired, so I slept, read and watched some DVD's... no energy for much else.

I had my first multiplayer game of Civ:Rev in a year in the early evening, with my good friend Nigel... who after a slow start took the ball and ran with it right to the endgame. Those of you who may not be familiar with the Civilization series of games, there are several ways to win a game: economic( the most gold ), cultural( the most cultured civ ), military( kill everyone else )or capital

A friend and I worked on a demo trailer for our NWN project, to be used to promote the world once it's released to the public. I was impressed with the demo presentation that my friend had worked up, which was basically a PowerPoint presentation with music and text. Once we're finished I think it will be an impressive addition to our PR portfolio.

Tonight also saw me remove the bandage covers from my sutures, which turned into quite the production. Apparently they use Super Extra-Sticky bandages for these sorts of things, which only begin to be removable after a hot shower and an hour of slow, patient work. Thankfully I had the assistance of my parents, as I was not quite up to staring at my own upside-down belly with a flashlight to get the damned things off. I was infinitely relieve to see most of what I thought was scar-tissue buildup come away with the bandages, though it will be another week before things get back to normal enough to tell if there will be scars. Which I hate.

The rest of the evening was spent working on the blog, while watching Stargate: Atlantis Season 4 commentaries. I just love that every episode of the entire season has a commentary, with some very good insight into the process( which I have mentioned previously, yes ). I also discovered a very talented new actress in the episode entitled "Outcast" by the name of Emma Lahana, who turns out to be from New Zealand. Again I curse the fact that both Stargate TV shows wrapped the same year I moved out here, as I would have loved to try to visit the sets at least once. Ah well - there are plenty of other shows filming in Vancouver of late.


Whew... quite the week, and not quite the vacation I had hoped it would be. I did get the time I needed to recuperate, and I hope that this week will see my energy levels return to normal. Adios!

Sunday, 31 May 2009

Operations, Overhaul and Observation

I'm off ALL week, just at home recuperating. Feel free to call... that's why I've kept my local 935 Niagara number. :-)

May 25 - Cutaway Coolness

I found a great interview with one of my more favourite actors, Greg Grunberg of Heroes and Alias fame. While he's no Brando, I find his likable everyman personality very fresh in today's overly media-savvy acting world, and it is evidenced in the online interview. Still, cool is as cool does, and that guy's cool.

A week today, the second season of Tank Overhaul starts on The History Channel, which I enjoyed watching last year. When I was younger, I loved cutaway-style drawings of any kind of vehicle, especially military or of course, SciFi. One of these hard-to-find posters has been hanging on my wall for over a decade now, taking pride of place. I kind of like this one too... and this site has a ton of blueprints, some of which I still own. I even drew a cutaway of the Jupiter2 from Lost in Space way back in the day, but this version is the one I wish I'd been able to draw.

One of my projects this coming vacation week is to scan in some of the drawings I've saved from my youth, preserving them digitally in case something should happen to the originals. Along with scanning in some family photos, plus other things... I may even get to some writing, if I feel up to it. Neil Gaiman shared some great insight on the writing process in this blog entry recently, similar to the Four Myths of Writing.

May 26 - Wedding Magazines?

I used to collect certain magazines years ago( no, not those kind! )but things tapered off once the internet really got going: more timely information, fewer ads and no searching for articles among dozens of look-alike back issues. The modern magazine is changing too: more and more and going online, releasing themselves in a variety of formats, most often using the ubiquitous PDF format. One such mag is Up!Magazine, whose May issue has a section on Niagara - interesting, as it portrays the area from a new perspective that you don't get as a resident. It is a large-ish download though, so wait for the link to load fully.

Things are on track for my upcoming visit to Niagara in early August for Shawna & Nigel's wedding - I officially have the time booked off work, I have a place to snooze and the tickets are in the works. Now all I have to do is wait for my final ticket costs and plan on details like a car, meals and What To Do while I am there. Though I have a feeling that this time, like last time, is going to be very, very busy!

May 27 - Squirrel Trailers

These days, anyone with some talent and time can create the most amazing things - many of them posted to YouTube. Fan trailers have proven especially popular for upcoming films, a trend started back in 1998 when someone edited together scenes from Braveheart and previous Star Wars films, popped in some lightsabers and presto: an instant 'trailer' for the upcoming Phantom Menace film. Things have come a long, long way since, as evidenced by this fantastic fan-made trailer for Green Lantern, which features Nathan Filion of Firefly fame and fan fanaticism frolicking in fine form fighting foes. Fhew!

Oh, for some few millions in cash just laying around, waiting to be spent: for those of you with such funds, then you may be thrilled to learn that the house from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cameron Frye's home, is up for sale. The famous glass-and-steel garage that housed Cameron's father's Ferrari before it was launched in reverse out the window can be yours for less than $2.5 million USD.

And I wonder if this squirrel was thinking 'Bacon!' when it went to all that trouble? Maybe he got it confused with Squirrel Bacon...

May 28 - The Night Before

While I am not a fan, I do find The Day After Tomorrow a re-watchable film - the SFX are decent, as is the acting, and the premise is plausible enough for a film, if not real life. It IS entertainment, after all. There was a recent listing on io9.com of the Top 10 Eco-Catastrophes from early SF, which I found enlightening, being the fan of apocalyptic stories that I am. Emptyworld.com is a cool place to go for All Things Apocalyptic, though it hasn't been updated in 2 years... perhaps a sign that it too, has fallen victim to the GEC - maybe you'd best get a copy of Apocalypse How, now.

In case there is a disaster, a new program from Microsoft may save your hide - it surprised me to learn about it too. Called VINE, it is based on the premised that in an emergency, your message HAS to get through. By text, email, phone call or other means, it would allow people to have vital information communicated to friends, colleagues and family members in case of disaster - when the lines are busy or down, VINE may prove its worth and save some lives. Much as Google Earth and Craigslist did for victims of Hurricane Katrina three years ago.

I spent a good portion of the later hours of the evening writing down some important things, as I had been doing for the last few months. As most of you will already know, I like being prepared, so I prepped notes to various people in case the worst happened. Not that I expected such, but then I never expected to need this surgery in the first place... and I hate loose ends, in both my stories and in real life. How many of you out there reading this have life insurance? What about a will? Letters to family and friends? Any of that recently updated with changes in your life?

May 29 - Operation Day

Up and out the day early today - I had to be at the Sannich Peninsula Hospital for a 9am check-in before my operation. The hospital was a lovely low-slung affair in a country setting: green fields, trees and sunshine surrounded the place and were visible from most every room in the place. It was a bit confusing at the main entrance though; a lack of signage made getting around confusing until we found a nurse to point the way. After that, it was easy - who needs signs, anyway?

Prep for the operation was practically painless too. The nurse who put in my IV line had been doing it for 30 years, and it showed in the fact I didn't feel a thing as she plunked in the needle. I passed the time before the operation talking with a fellow by the name of Gabe in the next bed, who was in for the same gall bladder removal operation, referred to as Laparoscopic surgey or a cholecystectomy.
There is an informative 3D CGI video about the procedure here... which I found after the surgery, naturally.

I was surprisingly relaxed about the whole thing, right up to being wheeled into the surgical area. The doctors and nurses were all very cheerful and talkative as I lay on the gurney in the waiting room and outside the surgical area, and again as I was lifted onto the operating table. A few short sentences exchanged with the anesthetist and I was out - I woke up after 1pm in the recovery room with a store throat from the breathing tube plus( obviously )a sore stomach.

From there, I dozed on and off until about 3pm, when I felt clear-headed enough and strong enough to get dressed and get myself discharged. I must admit I felt better than Gabe, who was still woozy in the bed next to me but conscious enough to wish me a speedy recovery, which I returned right back at him. Apparently his wife was in hospital the same day for some complicated oral surgery, so they would both need rides home. I wobbled out to the car and endured the rough(-er)roads until we made it to the smooth highway. We were quickly home and I was settled onto the couch, where I again dozed on and off until dinner, when some soup brought me back some energy. T'bed early, with no pain to speak of, just discomfort like I'd over-exercised my stomach.

May 30 - Recovery Day One

Today went as well as I thought, considering I only managed about 4-5 hours of sleep at a 45-degree angle favouring my stomach. I always know when I have had enough sleep: I come awake straight away, not groggy as when one is awakened BY an alarm clock. With the sun coming up earlier around 6am, the rising light tends to pull me out of bed against my will. The surgery has left me with 4 bandages on my stomach covering the small incisions, and my whole belly feels... tight. Like the feeling you get when you've eaten too much, but without the accompanying bloated pressure - odd. I have to be careful not to move using my abdominal muscles, so sitting up is a measure of leverage using my arms and a cane - tricky but manageable.

Being housebound, I had a fun time just relaxing - the weather here has been perfect so far. Sunny, with a cooling breeze blowing off the lake to the north has made the deck out back the perfect place to recuperate. I've also enjoyed looking at tech alternatives to home care: this photo gallery of robotic helpers was fascinating, as all of them are currently available on today's market. Reminds me a bit of the Omnibot2000 robot from Hasbro from the 80's, which was really just a glorified remote control toy... but I really, really wanted one anyway. Perhaps an early sign of geekdom, for some.

Last Saturday I saw the new Star Trek film at a matinee, but this week there was no way I was going anywhere today. I did run across this interesting piece with some movie concept art for the new Trek film though - some really cool images there. Sadly, there are none of Uhura or Orion dancing girls.

May 31 - Recovery Day Two

I spent a good few hours on the deck again today, where it was quite sunny and warm - so much so that I had to find some shade fairly soon or overheat. A few hours went by rather peacefully reading and typing on the laptop before I had to retreat inside - the park next door struck again with some loud people arriving to fish. I didn't expect they caught anything; they yammered on and on at full volume about the most inane things imaginable, though I had to give them credit for not being vulgar. They were well-practiced at speaking every thought in their heads though... what happened to a quiet Sunday afternoon fishing?

Some Xbox360 time today was spent on Civilization: Revolutions, where I again learned the old video game mantra: Save Early, Save Often. Also, if you've played the game for a while, it may help you to browse through a strategy guide or two to see if there may be things you've missed discovering. Myself, I prefer to save looking at walkthroughs until the very last, when you've hit a wall in a game and it's either shelve it or solve it. Which doesn't often happen in shooter-style games like COD4 or the very popular Grand Theft Auto series - I have no intention of playing the latter, as neither gang violence nor urban speed racing appeal to me.

In the evening, I watched Hero Ships on The History Channel, profiling the battleship New Jersey. I must confess, I've always loved battleships, ever since I first saw them on television - I think that is why I also loved Star Blazers, which featured the Space Battleship Yamato. A recent web-only monthly series is now available online free from the StarBlazers.com website, and captures a good deal of the initial excitement I felt when I saw the original on TV as a kid.


Thanks for everyone for their well-wishes!! Sleep is a little easier now that I can lay flatter for longer periods, though I still seem to be overheating somewhat

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Nostalgia, NYT and Nimoy

Waiting a week to watch my writing? Well, wejoice - wead on! ( I had to stretch there... )

May 18 - Cutbacks

With things being less than rosy globally, everyone is looking to cut back and conserve resources. For the last few years I have done what I can to save myself money, including using CFL lights( sparingly too ), cutting back on frills like cable TV, not having a car... these and many other things have reduced some, but by no means all, of my controllable costs.

What about residences? To be sure, I enjoyed living on my own, but right now it makes more sense to cut expenses by sharing living space... in this case, with my parents. I am still thinking about my own place, but I still run into space issues... though a Tumbleweed home does have a certain appeal. I just wonder where I would put everything that doesn't fit into it and where I might do some office work; maybe in one of these?

After looking over my bookshelf last weekend, I pulled out a magnificent book I remember getting when I was but a small lad of five years: The Trigan Empire. It is a collection of illustrated scifi stories by the late Don Lawrence, whom Neil Gaiman himself has praised. I vividly remember reading it for the first time, as the watercolour art was brilliant and the stories epic, containing elements from many historical cultures that I also began to appreciate as I grew up. Apparently a new publisher is going to reprint the entire comic series ... at the eye-popping cost of nearly $1200.00 USD a pop. Ouch... my nostalgia just burst, but check out the artwork there anyway.

May 19 - Brief thoughts

Sometimes, you get nostalgic... then you come across other people doing the same, and it becomes a shared experience. Growing up when I did, in the 70's and 80's, was apparently The Perfect Geek Age according to the author. He makes quite a few good points too, though thankfully leaves off any mention of Cabbage Patch Kids... or Transformers.

That could explain why I really, really have to have one of these when they come out. No, seriously.

I'm always on the lookout for good advice on writing( and my other interests too )so this article about selling SciFi to publishers was right up my alley. Good ideas are plentiful... salable ideads, not so much.

May 20 - Give credit when credit is...

Earlier this month, there was an article published in the NY Times about credit card companies that was an eye-opener. You may have noticed in the last few years that your card statements now have 'categories' where your purchases are listed by type: service, merchandise, auto repairs etc. What you may not know is that your card company is using this purchase data to better determine how much of a risk you are to them. That's right: what you buy and where you buy it is being assessed against your future credit by most companies today. With the economic crisis costing card companies billions( estimated to be nearly 400 billion USD$ in the next 5 years )they are focusing on reducing their risks... as well as recovering some of their losses, which the NYT article also talks about. Debt collectors are now focusing on 'bonding' with the people they call, all part of new psychological models designed to get more money out of debtors than simple pressure tactics of years gone by. Scary, scary stuff - sign up for free at the Times and read the article, then look over your shoulder...

May 21 - Upcoming

Is anyone else excited about the upcoming Ghostbusters video game? Have you seen the latest trailer? Are you excited now?

By know I'll bet you know I really like video games... and free games are even better. How could you not want to play one called Medieval Rampage?

Hungry after all that carnage? Do you like brownies? How about bacon? What if you combined the two? You get this!

I've been watching some episodes of Stargate: Atlantis Season 4 this week, and I really have to give kudos to their production values. Each episode so far has had a commentary by the writer and the director, sometimes a few of the actors as well. They generally stay on topic too: instead of joking around like a lot of commentaries seem to degenerate into quickly, these folks stay on track to offer insight on the creative process for each episode. Plus, the things area a pleasure to watch; the most recent entitled "Be All My Sins Remembered" was fantastic, and not just for the massive SFX budget that went into the space combat scenes.

May 22 - Friday

Today was opening day for Terminator: Salvation... and apparently it wasn't as good a movie opening as had been hoped. Quite a few people have not-so-nice things to say about the movie too. Maybe they should have brought in some outside consultants? After all, this is a war movie... though I don't think they should have asked these guys for advice.

I've been listening to the radio more and more at work, a habit I got into while working at the Fort St branch. Which is odd, as I haven't had a home stereo for what seems like forever - something that more people might have in common with me in this, the Age of the iPod and iTunes. Still, when I do want to listen to the radio, I can easily do so... on the internet. I just surf over to 98.5's java site and bingo: tunes over the 'net - have to love technology these days.

May 23 - Movie time!

The area I now live in, Langford, is becoming more and more familiar to me... and I am coming to appreciate all the things I can do here, as well as my proximity to quite a few things. I've already mentioned I am but a few minutes cycle from Goldstream National Park, as well as being close to the Galloping Goose Trail. What I haven't mentioned yet is that I am ten minutes by cycle from the Caprice Theatre, the closest I think I've ever been to a movie theatre since I lived a little north of the Pen Centre during my university years. In the last decade I've seen fewer and fewer movies at the theatre, for various reasons: sharing space with noisy, ignorant people, paying high ticket prices, not to mention the incredibly inflated cost of food and drink while there.

Incredibly, despite all those reasons, I decided to see the new Star Trek down at the Caprice today in a matinee. For a mere $4.25, I got myself a ticket and settled into the seat surrounded by a decent-sized crowd with a fair number of children being children. I had ignored the 'temptation' of buying a drink & popcorn combo... for almost twice the price of the ticket - no thanks. Once the movie began, everyone settled down and I was relieved to see the kids were fairly focused on the film. I may end up doing this on a regular basis: it's cheap, close to home and... well, those two things are big on my current budget list, anyway.

So how was the new Star Trek? I give it a 10/10... for the visual effects. Story? 5/10... sorry, but there were parts where I scratched my head about the choices that J.J. Abrams made. Given the fact that time travel is something that has always been a part of Trek, I thought they could do a better job on the story and put less lens flare in the effects budget. It was a non-stop action ride, full of phasers, big blasts, spaceships and pretty people... but I really hope they suck it up for the next installment, as it probably won't have Leonard Nimoy in it. Spock with false teeth makes my own teeth ache... sadly.

May 24 - Like a cottage by the lake...

Today was another Outside Day, though I didn't end up mowing the lawn. Instead, a few hours of garden work( I like rocks )was followed by intermittent deck time, as well as some more serious snoozes. I wasn't so foolish as to fall asleep in the sun though; make that mistake once and you never will again. Thankfully, the screaming that being near large bodies of water induces in children was fairly tame today, easily blocked by a pair of earplugs while on the back deck. Imagining a Langford Lake Ogopogo snacking also helped...

Some caution is in order for area gardeners here: make sure the front of the house is locked when you're out the back, or things may go missing. Yikes!

The movie Cube was on Space tonight, a film from 1998 I had not heard of before. It has David Hewlett and Nicole DeBoer in it, part of a small group trying to escape from a massive tech maze full of traps. It was obviously made on a small budget; you can see the set flexing whenever the actors lean a little too hard on it... but as costs go, it works very well as you can just change the lighting colour over and over and over. Not to mention shooting from different angles... over and over and over. DeBoer... she looks good with glasses, or without!

I did end the day with a headache though, which I cannot do much about - in preparation for my upcoming operation on the 29th, I cannot take most headache meds as they thin the blood. Which, right now, is something that I understand but really, really wish I could change - the Tylenol has worked somewhat, but I have a feeling the lovely weather( and accompanying high pressure )is going to give me an interesting week.


That's all for this week - more next week, after my successful operation.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Tickets, Timing and Terminators

What's this? An update early on Sunday night? That's what you get with a day off and a head full of things to say...

May 11 - Opportunity Missed

today did not start out so well. I was up very early in order to head into the city for an opportunity I've been thinking about for a while. I left the house at a quarter after seven and turned onto the highway... only to find a traffic jam stretching as far as the eye could see to the south. Seeing as I had an 8 AM appointment this was not a good thing, so I made good use of my local knowledge and took the first side road I could off the parking lot that had formerly been a highway. This was the first time I had ever seen traffic backed up as far as that highway exit, or as early as that in the morning. Through a minor miracle, I managed to arrive at my appointment exactly on time, only to be told that the group had already been taken inside and there is nothing to be done. Needless to say, I was devastated, but by this point in my life I have learned to take the big sucker-punches in stride, along with the little things we shouldn't worry about.

After spending a shaky half-hour in a nearby Starbuck's calming myself over a chai tea, I headed home for the rest of my day off... cursing the clear open lanes of the highway not even 2 hours gone as I traveled in the opposite direction homewards. The rest of the day was a wash, as I distracted myself from my disappointment by working on my NWN project, among other things. I soaked my cares away in the hottub twice in the evening, and went to bed early to dreams I cannot recall.

May 12 - Community Creation

I'm considering installing a method to track the various origins of visitors to my blog, which have more than tripled in number since I installed Google's AdSense last month. C|Net, that wonderful old standby of the internet, recently published a list of a dozen or so candidates, which I am reviewing right now. If anyone out there has actually used one of these programs, or can recommend another one to me, please do so - I'd really like to know where all the extra visitors are coming from!

Online communities are great, and are extensions of the old play-by-mail / penpal snail-mail groups that have existed for decades, long before BBS's and the internet came along. One such neat place is SciFi-Meshes.com, where thousands of dedicated souls design spaceships. Almost every ship that has ever existed in SciFi, be it film, book or other media, has a mesh somewhere on this site, including quite a few from my own beloved Babylon 5 series. As well as this one - a ship from one of my favourite books when I was a kid, called Spacecraft 2000-2100 AD, which had tons of cool-looking futuristic spaceships... combat ships, mostly, which were even cooler. As the author on the mesh site says, the book was very influential, with games like Homeworld( also one of my fave video games ever )and many other projects showing inspiration sourced in this book. There is even a history of the book series here, which I was fascinated to find - I learned that there were more books beyond the one I had managed to get!

Similarly, people can band together for various projects from across the globe, sometimes for profit. GetAFreelancer.com is such a place, where professionals( and amateurs too )from every country can buy or sell their skills to various projects covering almost every topic you can think of. My own NWN project is a tiny fish by comparison, but the group I am working with are all doing it for free, from our love of the game and our bond as gaming comrades... plus a little bit of performance ego too, I will bet.

May 13 - Write, Write, Write!

A friend told me today about an amazing story that he had just read called "The Old House Under the Snow" by author Rhys Huges, whose website you can check out to see his massive story list. He plans to write at least 1000 stories, and is up to 483 so far, most of which are published or in the stages of being so - nice!

There is also a nice little article about the Four Myths of writing that i found this week. While not an in-depth commentary on the craft, it does touch on four of the most common misconceptions about the writing life. I also loved a short piece called Freelance Writing Tips, which gives some excellent advice for those who are new to the field - in my case, still totally untried... so far. I think I will be browsing more often over at FreelanceFactor.com, which as you may guess is home for a large community of freelance writers - my kind of folk, in lieu of hanging around with published authors and garnering useful advice. An especially gritty site with insight( heh )on becoming an author is... Ten blindingly obvious things I've learned in my first year as an author at FreelanceWritingTips.com, another great site.

I will also be checking out the Top 10 Blogs on Writing, whose 2008 listing you can find here - tons of great info there, which I am slowly perusing for inspiration and direction in taking my own writing career out of the Stalled Bin. I would love to pursue voice acting as well, but for now I think writing is the better ticket in a down economy... from my research, voice acting is not for the faint of heart, though Steve Saylor has bravely ventured forth into that field. Mind you, he has a LOT more experience than I with media of most types, having spent time on Call for Help among other shows and generally being a very talented guy. I wish him well - make sure you take a look at his work over at The Voice-Over Chronicles.

May 14 - Wild Cards in the works

Me and my post-apocalyptic junkie-ism: I've just discovered a new show coming to TV called Day One, from the creator of Heroes. The show is set in California, and follows the adventures of a group of apartment residents who are trying to find out what happened to cause the cataclysm that ended their world. There is a preview of the action over at io9.com, which is a good place to peruse for SciFi news and other related media tidbits.

Some more SciFi goodness this week: one of my favourite shared-world series is getting a facelift. The Wild Cards universe is set in an alternate timeline starting back in the Fifties, when an alien virus causes millions of humans on earth to... change. Most die, some are horribly mutated and a very few develop super powers - the mutated are called Jokers, the supers called Aces... you can extrapolate the rest from there. I just love the fact that these stories are set in the modern age, and deal with topics and issues relevant to each decade that the stories cover. Numerous top-notch writers have contributed to the series, which was started in 1987 and I happily manage to have every single book of, despite most being long out of print and hard to find. The series creator / editor George R.R. Martin of Song of Ice and Fire fame talks about the relaunch here - I can hardly wait!

After work I came home... and worked some more, outside. The landlord had delivered a load of topsoil as promised, and I spent a happy few hours getting good exercise shovelling it all onto the front lawn. Yes, that's right: the lawn. When this place was hooked up to the municipal sewer system a few years ago, they ran the pipe under the front lawn... leaving a large speedbump most of the way across it, despite some settling. Not being one who enjoys looking out on( or cutting )a patchy, ugly lawn, I was more than happy to provide muscle power if the landlord would provide the fill. She's great, and has loved the fact that we as tenants are willing to improve the place in various ways to make it more enjoyable to live in. Very different from living in a condo or apartment - I like the exercise, the feeling that I am doing something to make my living space more comfortable, and that I am outside enjoying the lovely climate.

May 15 - Plane Ticket News!

I received some AMAZING news today, from a phone call after work. A good friend of mine, whom I have known most of my life( and will remain nameless until I get his OK to mention his generosity here )has offered to use his Airmiles to get me a ticket back to Niagara this summer, in time for Shawna & Nigel's wedding. I was floored - such generosity is so rare, especially since I have not said much at ALL along the lines of trying to afford the plane ticket on my own... I had a silly grin on my face for the rest of the night, and I still smile like a fool now whenever I think about it - things like that make me marvel again at my luck in having such fantastic people to call friends, and so darn many of them too. Makes it all the more important to live up to their examples!

For those of you who own DVR's( digital video recorders ), you may already be familiar with the one thing that can drive you crazy by owning one: running out of space. Much like computer hard drives, you may think that you have a ton of room, but all too soon though saved shows begin crowding each other and you have to decide which ones go and which ones stay. Though this is not as hard a choice in the age of DVDs, sometimes you just don't want to spend the money on buying a TV series or movie.

Happily, there is now a solution: cousins of the external hard drive, the PVR Expander has arrived. While not cheap, it means that for certain brands of PVR's, you can just plug in the external drive and breathe a sigh of relief as you can now keep far more shows... until it fills up again. unfortunately, my own PVR is not compatible with any of the current solutions on the market, which means I have been trying out various ways of recording the shows onto other media. So far, nothing has worked satisfactorily, as last week's blog entry about the Dazzle video capture device illustrates quite well. Still, it does point out that we are moving towards a point where we could choose where and how we will store our media, which more than likely means it will be on a hard drive home media server, which can be accessed by various types of devices around the house. Which also means that it won't be cheap either, at least until everybody starts wanting one like plasma TV's and netbooks.

May 16 - Invariably...

Following up on my mentioned last week about fraudulent e-mails, I bring you this week the topic of: identity fraud and theft. Again, C|net has written a great primer article on the subject, which I highly recommend everyone have a look through - knowledge is power, and protecting one's good name in economically troubled times is vitally important.

In case you hadn't heard, there's a new animated show coming out: Stoked. From the creators of 6teen and Total Drama Island, this is another flash-based animated series from incredibly talented people, including my good friend Mike Hogue who has placed a trailer for the new show on his own website - go have a look!

What really takes the cake this week though is... a cake. Not just any cake though: one made in the shape of the Millennium Falcon! This is one incredibly detailed - it looks more like a model than a cake. Too bad all that remains today are the pictures.

Work was slow today, nothing unusual there... sad to say, things do not look to be looking up anytime soon. Which makes me sad, as everything else about work has been, er, working out, of late. I am a fifteen minute bike ride from home, located in a plaza well away from any downtown weirdness, and I no longer have a glass barrier between myself and people, leading to a more relaxed attitude. Not to mention less fear of making a mistake in cash handling; the HAL 9000 cash dispenser does away with that worry, as it sits brooding like a black panther in the middle of the floor. Scary, sometimes, these machines...

Which brings me to Terminator: Salvation. Yep, it's the fourth film in the franchise, and to date I've been enjoying the Sarah Connor Chronicles TV series, though I have yet to get to the second season( there will never be a third: it was cancelled last month! No! ). Salvation looks amazing though, as it is designed as a war film - the previous films have given us a few fleeting glimpses into the future Skynet war, but the fourth installment is all about the apocalypse, baby! If it is good enough, I may put it on my Blue-Ray list... not that I have a Blue-Ray player yet, mind you, but eventually it looks like I will have to switch, market forces be damned.

May 17 - Sun_day at last!

Today was spent almost entirely outdoors from mid morning until dinnertime. It was a stunningly gorgeous day, with a clear blue sky and no wind to speak of save a gentle occasional breeze, for most of the day. I dug dirt, pulled weeds and hauled rocks around the property, focusing on the entrance drive - I will take a few pics of it to show the massive amount of work that I have done so far, mostly on my own with some help from my dad. I took breaks on and off until late afternoon, when I washed up and then spent the remainder of the beautiful day simply relaxing in my portable hammock. The lake area was serene for most of the day, even with the odd Victoria Day Weekend celebration getting a little loud here and there a few doors down.

What I wish I had was one of these - kids these days, so lucky.... all I had was a pool and a garden hose. And bugs.

And what would be a blog without bacon? Actually, it's... duck bacon. Qwack?

I spoke to Rene tonight, who caught me up on happenings in Niagara... well no, actually, we talked about most everything else but. I was most impressed by his reading lists; he manages to come up with the most interesting books, whereas I have no talent at finding anything that's not already in a list somewhere. What I should really do is compile a list of my fave authors and dig through their books at the local library - saves spending money at a time when it is tight all around. I used to visit the library a lot years ago, but as it became less convenient I stopped going... the Port Dalhousie branch was the last one I really frequented, as it was fairly close to home while I was living down that way in the late eighties. I hope it's still there!


All for now - going to go soak away my aches and head to bed, working the holiday tomorrow and all next week.

Monday, 11 May 2009

WoW, Warnings and Weddings

I'm writing this again on a Monday, which did not get off to a good start at all - more about that next week.

May 4 - Voices and MMO's

Dom DeLuise passed away today, at the not-so-old age of 76 years. His voice was instantly recognizable in the many animated works he was a part of, my favourite of which was The Secret of Nimh, where he was perfectly cast as the bumbling crow Jeremy. He was even the voice of Pizza the Hutt in Spaceballs, one of Mel Brook's crazy-yet-classic films. Having such a distinctive voice is a blessing, for the most part, though today flexibility is the watchword. Being able to create dozens( or more )of unique voices is the best thing for a voice actor, as it makes him or her extremely attractive to a studio: for the cost of one actor, they can get numerous voices in one package!

I've spoken about MMO's before, and the 'net is full of stories( however suspect )about how utterly engrossing they can be. While nobody wants to see someone with an addictive personality fall too deeply under the spell of anything, be it game, TV, or food, combining all three addictions into one is a Bad Thing in my view.

Enter the WoWpod: a self-contained World of Warcraft isolation experience. In other words, you no longer have to take toilet or food breaks while playing, and so risk having your WoW avatar die while you are away from the keyboard. This is the worst kind of invention: one that pretends to 'solve' a problem while in effect creating and perpetuating the problems of addictive personalities. While the South Park WoW episode was intensely funny( due to WoW's creators, Blizzard, contributing some Machinima animation )the WoWpod repels me completely... what next? Cutting off your legs, since you won't need to move from pod ever again?

May 5 - Rumour Has it.

I spent the day auditing another branch, which went rather quickly. Being familiar with audits from previous years still didn't prepare me for the sheer amount of paperwork it still involves. But, it was a pleasant change from standing at the counter for the same amount of time... and I didn't serve a single customer! Which reminds me...

Though I've mentioned them previously, it still bothers me sometimes when I get those inevitable 'Dire Warning!' emails from family and friends. While I appreciate the sentiment, in that they are trying to warn as many people as possible, in 99% of the cases the emails are simple self-propagating forms of spam: hoaxes that use social engineering to make endless rounds of people's email inboxes.

Take for example, this email I received this week( note the CAPS ):

IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( SIMON25 at HOTMAIL.CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!!

TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DONT CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!...


*snip* and this one too:

THIS IS NO JOKE ( gee, that ALWAYS makes me take things seriously... )

Subject: 90# on your telephone.
You may want to pass this on to family or friends
( surprise, surprise... )
Re: 90# on your telephone.
I dialed '0' and asked the operator to confirm if this was correct, so please pass it on. ( again! )
I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying himself as a Telus Serviceman, who was conducting a test on the telephone-lines. He stated that to complete the test I should touch nine (9) and then zero(0 , followed by the pound sign (#), and then to hang up.
Luckily, I was suspicious, and I refused.
( duh - how many people actually get these kinds of random calls? )
Upon contacting the telephone company, I was informed that by pushing 90#, you are giving the requesting individual full access to your telephone line, which enables them to place long distance calls billed to your home phone number.
I was further informed that this scam has been originating from many of B.C's local Jails and Prisons.
( oh really? all those inmates with unmonitored phone lines in their cell blocks? )
DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE !
The GTE Security Department( no such thing )requested that I share this information with EVERYONE I KNOW.
( 3rd request to forward this email! )
After checking with Telus, they said it was true, so do not dial 90# for anyone!
PLEASE HIT THAT FORWARD BUTTON AND PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.( that's 4 times now ASKING to fwd the email! )

Vivian Thompson,
Crime & Fraud Prevention Coordinator,
District 5
South Surrey RCMP,
British Columbia.
( note the 'official' connection at the end here )

Really, the BEST thing you can do for your friends and family is to check one of THESE sites FIRST, before you forward on anything like the above emails:

- Snopes.com - Hoax-Slayer.com - Scamtypes.com

Each of the above sites contains a searchable listing of most every kind of internet fraud, scam and hoax that has made its way around the internet, sometimes even having a history of HOW the things have changed over the years. In the case of the 'Simon' hoax, it's been around since... 1998!!!

May 6 - On Marriage

Call me old-fashioned, but I worry about marriage. Not in my particular case per se, but the idea and the institution in general. With divorce rates hovering around 50% these days and marriage rates declining, one has to wonder how lasting "Until death do us part" really is in the hearts of modern newlyweds. Not to mention the legal ramifications of it all... going halfsies on worldly goods stinks when separation and worse looms.

What is marriage, exactly? With that question in mind, I've perused various sites, done searches and thunk real hard on the subject... to come up with a whole lot of opinions, and a few facts. Marriage is commitment, it is compromise and it is confusing at times. It is a bond, a breakwater for stormy times and a beacon to guide others when it works. It is a hedge against dying alone, or for living alone in uncertain times, taking the sting from sorrow and brightening the smile from good fortune. It is the rock for family, the safe place from which a home develops and children grow into adults. Hopefully good ones, if the marriage is strong and the family is well-adjusted... or just patient.

Yet, for all that, I look around and see fewer people around me bearing golden rings - myself included. Does the modern age of casual sex, shifting commitments and uncertain economics mean that marriage, on rocky shoals since the swinging sixties, is doomed to die a slow death?

Or does the pervasive fear of dying alone mean that it will remain with us for the foreseeable future?

May 7 - Protect yourself!

An article from yesterday's paper is good news for the local economy here in Victoria: apparently building permits are on the rise again. The City of Langford did something here recently to help too: it waived fees for building permits in an effort to stimulate the economy locally, though there are quite a few projects underway at the moment all around town.

An ongoing thing for me at work is educating customers about ID Fraud, and even my co-workers. For such a devastatingly widespread and growing crime, few people actually know what to do to protect themselves from becoming victims. Similar to my mention about social engineering emails above, the best way to fight is to educate yourself.

You can start by reading this excellent article at C|Net about the subject, as it covers all the basics and has some scary stats to boot about the exponential growth of ID Fraud over the last decade. There is also a ton of useful information at the SafeCanada.ca website, which goes into useful detail about how to recognize such things as phishing and how to protect yourself and your family. Another good site for the basics is PhoneBusters.ca, a site operated by the RCMP and one that I give out regularly to customers when I feel they need to contact someone about possible fraud - very useful!

May 8 - Long Fridays

Today was an early day for me: part of renting with other folks is accommodating their needs, and in this case, my mom needed to hold a meeting for her Newcomer's Club at 9:30am today. So, I headed out WAY too early for work( 3 hours, actually )to go explore the Millstream shopping area. Specifically, I headed to the Starbuck's there to spend some time with Chai tea and complimentary internet. Big mistake: this particular Steebs was small, crowded and antiseptically decorated, the first such I have seen - it made me feel like I was walking into a McDonald's that had run out halfway through a meager decorating budget. Unwilling to spend a few hours listening to the blasting roar of beans being ground next to my head in the only available chair, I went outside on the patio under grey skies to briefly surf, as long as my tea remained hot to ward off the chill in the air. I will say this much: large patio sizes do not make up for staring at four lanes of traffic, mixed with screaming ambulances and diesel-chugging construction vehicles. About as ugly a morning out as I can recall.

Thankfully, I had backup: at 10am I went over to Future Shop, just across the parking lot, to escape traffic noise and warm myself up a bit. Mistake number 2: I found a few things on sale I had been looking for, including Season 4 of Stargate: Atlantis. Of course, it wasn't that easy... pulling out my shiny rarely-used Future Shop card to take advantage of 90-days no payments, I was flummoxed when it was declined. Three phone calls and twenty patient minutes later, their customer service rep told me that my address had been recorded incorrectly when I called in February, causing some promotional mail to be returned and making the account go into suspension - despite continued payments on my Xmas 2007 TV purchase and several calls since then to the same line about said payments, each time confirming my new address! *sigh* Suffice to say, I was about as impressed as when I usually call Telus, who also have yet to manage to get things right two calls in a row. When I told the cashier that, we both shared a laugh, as Telus' customer service is a running joke in B.C. - just like the weather, it is a great conversational starter out here, much like the old "So how about those Jays?" back in the nineties.

After straightening that out, I went across the road to Serious Coffee for their version of a chai tea, relaxing inside a corner window with a great view of the parking lot and Milestone's, which is advertising their "Celebrate Date Night every Wednesday, 2 dine for $50.00" ... not so good a deal. Sadly, the Serious Coffee free internet and my laptop decided to disagree on how to shake hands, so I spent the time instead writing up some further notes on my NWN project, and detailing my morning in this day's entry - amazing how much you can write about a few hour's travails, for good and bad.

May 9 - Failure?

Overall, a pleasant day at work: the open-concept design of the branch means I spend a good deal of my time seated in the back, instead of standing at the counter. Not much change in that from the Fort St location, really, but the slower store means I can spend more time sitting down at a stretch. Which is good, as I have a lot of paperwork and numbers to work through each day... the lot of managers everywhere, I suppose.

While surfing in the evening, I came across a curious phrase: "Failed at life." This reminded me somewhat of failing saving throw rolls in gaming, so I looked a little further into it, and found not too few entries on the subject, though what message FailedAtLife.com is trying to convey is... questionable.

I spent the few hours before midnight browsing through thousands of family photos, looking for just the right ones to finish off my Mother's Day project. Luckily, I found a few misplaced directories that contained the vacation photos I was looking for and so was able to complete the project just shy of 1am. Whew!

May 10 - Mama's Day Dazzling

With the addition of the much better photos found last night, my Mother's Day gift was in far better shape this morning than earlier in the week. I presented the slideshow to my parents just after breakfast, using the USB key function of my LG TV - popped in the USB stick, selected Slideshow from the menu, keyed up the background music( Enya, of course )and ran it. My mom really enjoyed it, as I had captioned the photos, and my dad had tears in his eyes by the end - he's an old softie, really.

Did a few more hours of yardwork today, which seems to be becoming a Sunday Thing. The Yardworks manual mower does a nice job, though it still doesn't get the more flexible crabgrass, which gives the lawn a stubbly look soon fixed by the vicious application of a weed whacker. Take that, crabby!

I tried to get a new tech toy... er, necessary bit of video hardware to work, but with no success. The Dazzle Video Creator Plus was in the clearance bin at the local Future Schlock, for quite the discount - that should have been my first warning. When I got it home, I discovered why: the install DVD was missing. Not one to miss an opportunity, I managed to locate and install the Vista64 drivers for it, to at least get it working. Which is when I discovered that the drivers made it work, but the hardware choked on any combined video/audio signal. Despite installing three different video capture programs, the Dazzle could not provide a stable, steady signal and managed to turn any audio captured into an ear-searing screech like a dog whistle - not good. So back to the store it goes on Monday, darn it... and I still cannot get my old ATI All-in-Wonder 9800 Pro to work capturing video again. Too outdated... though glowing, all the reviews on ATI's site are from 2003.


It's well into the afternoon now here on the 11th... time to work on other things. Like figuring out how to be in Niagara for August 2nd this year... Toods!