Sunday, 17 April 2016

Recovery, Resiliance and Rundowns

The word of the week is gambol.

Apr 11 – Recovery

Work went by in a flash today, mainly because I was tired.

This past week of 'vacation' really took a lot out of me, but I don't think I could have done it any other way. I really needed to finish the costume and while in Seattle, there wasn't a lot of time to just sit around apart from attending panels of which there weren't all that many, to be honest.


No, I think I'm glad that week was a quiet one for me, so that I can simply build up my energy reserves and process everything from the last four days spent at the Emerald City Comic Convention. Some of you have seen the pictures and I think it was all worth it, both for the things we saw and the costumes that my girlfriend and I wore.

The big question: would I spend 60+ hours making a costume again?

The proper answer to that is: how well will this last experience creating a costume inform the next one, in terms of knowing how to make it less work overall? It's a good question, and one I'll probably find out in the future sometime, before I attend my next convention.

Though not for the rest of 2016, that's for certain!


Apr 12 – Resiliance

Why are some people more resilient than others?

I think of myself as extremely resilient, though with odd quirks that sneak up on me sometimes unawares. I've had to deal with quite a lot of my life, and for the most part I think I've been successful in soldiering through the worst parts and enjoying the many good bits.

But I often wondered: why am I resilient?

It's a bigger question than you might think, one that has been studied for some time: are some people naturally resilient, is it a skill that can be learned, or some combination of both?


As it turns out, a recent study has determined that one can indeed learn to be resilient... as well as un-learn the skill, too.

I know all about that second one.

It's an interesting study and certainly worth a read, as it goes into great detail about how people can choose their own fate. How you can decide every moment to overcome or falter faced with the challenges that are presented to you.


Apr 13 – Running Out Of Words

On the 13th of every month, I update my novel's website.

Sometimes, the visit numbers are amusing: last month, I had a total of two visitors, yet the month before I had dozens. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to the numbers I get, but I have to remember that I've done no advertising to date save word-of-mouth.

At present, I'm running out of words.

A week from now, my critique group will look over the last half of the last chapter I've written to date for my second novel. That's all I have since last summer when I fell ill and haven't been able to write a word since: next month, there's nothing new to table.


Personally, I don't think that's a bad thing.

Sometimes, as a writer, you have to let the work speak for itself and if all you hear is silence, then there's still more yet to be done before more words will flow. In my case, I have to finish editing the next draft of my FIRST novel, before I can determine how the rest of my second book will fall into place. Both my guts and my brain agree on this, so I'm not letting it stress me.

The words will flow when they're ready.


Apr 14 – Fibbing

I led a writing group session tonight about lying( truthfully! ).

It was a lot of fun, and it went quite smoothly for session that I had planned the night before, including the handout. I was filling in this week, as our scheduled speaker had to back out this past weekend, meaning we had an open slot that needed filling fast.

I liked feeling like a pinch-hitter and I think I had a home run tonight.

Fibbing, as I call tonight's exercises, is all about making your audience believe in what you're saying. Much like a con man, you're spinning stories and linking ideas in ways that mesmerize your audience and inspire curiosity and them, which helps to overcome any flaws in the story that might be apparent to a more critical listener.


Did I mention it was a lot of fun? On the fly, I spun up a story about a pink baby whale who tap danced in his performances in the circus, while secretly admiring one of his co-performers, a goldfish who perform magic tricks. There was also an octopus who played a nose flute whose heart was that of a painter and who longed to run away from the circus to pursue a life creating art.

The discussion tonight was lively and amusing, as we all wrote up stories that worked quite true and shared them to laughter of all. As well, we had an unexpected visitor drop in: a woman who had only just arrived in Victoria a few hours ago and discovered that a group of fellow writers was meeting at the Starbucks( that's us! )and decided to join in. She had some lively stories from her recent travel across the country and we all listened spellbound as she related some fascinating tales about where she'd been and where she was going.

No word of a lie, it was the perfect end to the evening.


Apr 15 – Pink Snow

The blossoms are out in Victoria!

My daily walk to work is short, only about 15 min. at a stroll, but it took a little longer today because of all the natural beauty blossoming around me:


That's pink snow, from the cherry trees that line the streets of my neighborhood. Some of my first pictures of Victoria were of these trees in full bloom and whose blossoms completely cover the streets near where I first took up residence here back in 2007.

It's gorgeous, and one more reason why I love living where I do.


Apr 16 – Tidy and Toss Day!

I wore myself out spring cleaning today.

My living space had become far too cluttered with all too much stuff in the last six months, all of it crying out silently to be put away or tided door simply let go. Things were especially difficult this last week after the convention, as I had all of the art supplies, unused foam and costume bits as well as the costume itself and ARMeY the mannequin. Plus all the other things like books, DVD's, papers and the like that were already crammed in there.

Way, way too crowded.


So I spent the better part of seven hours today pulling things out of our storage units to make space as well as getting rid of things from my apartment that were no longer relevant or useful to my life. This included six boxes of VHS tapes, containing several hundred cassettes that for the most part contained shows that I now own on DVD or other mediums. There were several dozen cassettes that I had no idea what they contained, but seeing as the paper lists of what was on them were no longer around, it was a moot point. All of it went to the recycling depot, along with unused cable TV and speaker wire, plus other 'useful' at-one-time-but-no-longer junk.

By late evening, with signifigant help from my family, I had managed to put my apartment to rights and I felt much better on several levels. My room especially benefited from the purge, in that I no longer felt like the space was exploding with clutter.

Mission accomplished!


Apr 17 – Gaming Sunday

It's been months since I last gamed, and I've missed it.

The weather was gorgeous today and I felt only a little bad spending a few hours in the afternoon inside with my friends, because we have all the windows open to let in the warm spring breezes. I even felt myself nodding off the points, while missing my hammock which would have been perfect to set up under a tree today.

Maybe in a weekend or two to come. Ah, spring...


Today we played a few games of Munchkin, which went as you might expect: any time a player got a little too far ahead, the rest of us conspired to drag them back again. I've always enjoyed games of Munchkin over the years and while I don't own a copy or any of the expansions( more expense / clutter items )I don't think I'll ever get tired of it.

We played with most of these particular cards today

The same can also be said of the two games of Smash-Up we also played today for which the sheer variety of combinations of varying decks makes it's a different game every time. Sometimes, you get a combination of two decks that just don't work well together and other times you discover a combination that is nigh fantastic. Given that the distribution of decks is randomized at the start, you can see why people keep coming back to this game.

All in all, it was a good way to end the weekend.


I was far too tired this past week to be anxious, and it was great. Howard hour and day-to-day, I didn't focus on any sort of negativity inadvertently but rather just got on with what I was doing. I think that basic mindset is going to be a watchword for the rest of the year: focus and move forward with each day as it happens according to what needs doing, not complicating things whatsoever with overthinking or wondering about problematic possibilities.




Monday, 11 April 2016

Emerald City Comicon!

The word of the week is indelible.


Apr 4 - Putting On The Pressure

It wasn't much of a vacation this week, but that was by my choice. Ah, me sometimes...

I was determined to have my colonial Marine costume ready for the convention this week, so I dove into more preparations today, just as I have for the last three days. 

Every last piece of armor got coated with carefully-placed smudges of toothpaste of varying thicknesses, each creating a spot which will allow the following coats of paint to be removed easily and leave a realistic-looking metal wear point.

It turned out to be much slower growing then I had anticipated. By dinnertime, I had only just completed coating the last sections of the armor with toothpaste. 

One of these two guys spent a LOT of time on his cosplay...

Frustrating. One of the things that I discovered in my research into costuming is that far too few cosplayers go into detail about how long it takes them to complete each step of their costume assembly. As I'm learning, it can take FAR longer than anticipated to get each stage finished.

By the time I went to bed, I'd managed to get the first sections of camoflage on a half-dozen pieces, which was far fewer than I'd hope to have by day's end today.


Apr 5 – Upstairs Downstairs

Today was all about painting, walking and repeating.

By that, I mean that I spent tons of time going to and from the roof of the building where I was airing out / coating all of the costume pieces. I had claimed a nice corner of the rooftop deck where I could lay out all of the various pieces of the costume to dry after I had finished working on them:

Paint, atop toothpaste details

I also realized that I would need help in painting my costume today, as I knew that I would not be able to finish the painting with the necessary drying time in between successive color( five in total, the two coats each ). Fortunately, my mother was able to donate a good portion of the day to painting, helping me put random swatches of camoflage colours on each of the two dozen pieces that comprised the armour. With her help, we were able to get two coats of several colours done overall, far more than I could have managed on my own. Progress!

Plus, by the time my day was done, I had walked nearly 10,000 steps, which is the recommended level of exercise for your average person each day - tiring, but a good thing that the elevator was working as it would have been a huge strain on my legs going up and down all those stairs carrying things!

My sister also came through in spades to help with the painting after dinner, when she was home from work. Much of the work that had been done today was rough, leaving uneven edges between the paint colors. My sister was unbelievably gracious enough to spend a few hours smoothing out all of the rough edges between the painted sections, giving a polished professional look to the camoflage. What an amazing job, and an amazing sibling!

Apr 6 - Scraping By

Would you believe that nowhere on the 'net does it list how long toothpaste takes to dry?

Cleaning off the dried-too-quickly toothpaste proved to be a total pain in the rear, as it was very difficult to remove from some parts of the armor. Using gadgets who was ineffective, as it sometimes scraped away the silver paint base layer along with the toothpaste: unacceptable. I ended up using a slightly damp face cloth rag to pull the pace layer away, exposing the silver painted base layer to give the effect of scratch metal under the paint. While it looks great, I only managed to remove about 75% of the toothpaste before my wrists started complaining of the stream and I had to scale back my efforts.

Details, details...

My parents left in the late afternoon, after putting in hours of solid effort that put me much further along the path toward getting the costume ready before the step of sealing everything with Plasti-Dip for flexibility. I was able to get three coats of Plasti-Dip on most of the pieces, with a couple of hours driving time in between coating. This made me feel more comfortable about the armored being able to stand up some wear and tear, though again I'm new to this kind of thing and I could be completely wrong about how well it will work out.

By dinnertime, everything was proceeding smoothly and I started working on the straps holding the various pieces together. Having my ARMeY mannequin on hand to pin things up on while I made adjustments was unbeliveably useful, as I could see how every piece needed to hang and so could glue the straps precisely. Luck that I had ordered long lengths of the three different strap widths that I needed, as it was a complicated business.

Midnight came and went and soon after, I was DONE!

I crawled into bed feeling satisfied that I had made my maximum effort and that only a few small touches remained to be completed in the morning.

As well as packing for the convention; dead simple by comparison.


Apr 7 – We're off!

Today saw me up early at 6:30 AM, feeling only a little groggy and excited to be heading out on the road within a few hours time.

By the time I'd finished breakfast and a couple of hours had passed, all the finishing touches were done. I tidied up the place, packed my gear for the convention that I'd set out during the week and was ready for my girlfriend arrived by 10 AM: right on schedule.

With traffic, we didn't manage to make the 11 AM ferry, so we ate lunch in Sidney and were easily on board the 1 PM to Tsawassen on the mainland. I'd taken my Gravol earlier and so the crossing was a breeze for me, especially given the calm seas due to the good weather that had rolled in yesterday - blue skies and calm water!

Heading for the border, we passed by the farmland zone where last time we had seen so many bald eagles. I was lucky enough to catch a few on the ground and the shot was perhaps the best of the many I managed to get from a moving vehicle:

Click for full-size: THREE bald eagles!

From there, we made it to and through the border quickly, with the road south to Seattle clear under sunny skies. We made excellent time until we got to the city itself, where a local traffic jam added both unneeded time and urban street confusion to our journey. 

We managed to make it to our hotel shortly before 6:30pm, checking in quickly - what a place! Thanks to Hotwire.com, we managed to score an incredible deal with this gorgeous place called The Mayflower Park Hotel, with a quiet corner suite on the floor. It was everything a boutique hotel should be: 



Yet we couldn't stay longer than it took to throw bags on the bed, as we immediately rushed over to the convention center, which was only a short three block walk away: talk about location perfection!

We were just in time to make the last panel of the day, concerned with the business of writing. It was extremely informative and an excellent start to the convention. 

Heading back to the hotel, we had a local Greek place recommended to us and took our rumbling tummies there to feast on delicious fried skewers and Greek salad before returning to our hotel. There we unpacked, then let our tiredness take over and were soon asleep after a long and tiring journey.


Apr 8 – Convention Friday!

Getting up early wasn't really in the cards for today.

For one, we were too tired and two, there weren't any panels or events happening that we are interested in until around noon. After some costume preparation, we walked down towards the waterfront in Seattle I had breakfast at a little old-school diner called Ludi's, which was full of interesting characters and whose proprietor was a very motherly Filipino lady who looked worried that I wasn't going to finish my sizable breakfast of biscuits and sausage gravy.

Then it was on to the famous Pike Place Market on the waterfront, where fishmongers called out to each other in stentorian voices while hurling huge fish for various orders back and forth.

But we didn't stay longer than it took to take in a touch of the ambiance, as the Emerald City Comicon was waiting for us!

Back of the hotel, I donned my costume with only a few small adjustments and the occasional dab of hot glue needed. My girlfriend wore a much simpler outfit, but I think she looked as much the part of Ripley as I did the Colonial Marine: we were ready.

It was a matter of a few blocks and a 15-minute walk before we had arrived at the Washington State convention Center where the con was being hosted. Streams of people were arriving and while it was busy, it wasn't so crowded that we couldn't quickly make our way to the central core of escalators to head up to the convention levels.

There were quite a few cosplayers present, representing many fandoms. There were so many people dressed up that my girlfriend remarked that the people who were not in costume seem to be the exception, compared to conventions that she'd been to previously.

After checking in my M41A pulse rifle to have it peace-bonded( showing it was a harmless prop ), my lady and I had our picture taken by a professional photographer, just so:


I was a little mortified that my costume wasn't quite sitting properly, but those are the breaks. It did need regular adjustment during the day and seeing as it's my first costume I was half expecting such things and learned more about what I need to do for the next time I wear it. As well, the Plasti-Dip doesn't seem to have sealed the paint, so the colour's rubbing off here and there and is tacky to the touch. I will have to fix that before I wear it again.

The convention itself was a blast. So many fans of so many different fictional universes all mingling together meant that there was a shared air of excitement and anticipation. 

One thing my girlfriend noticed was that very few people were walking around with cell phones in their hands, due to how crowded every level of the convention center was. There is simply no way that somebody could be moving forward and looked down at a phone without making it more than 5 feet before they bump into or tripped over someone or something. As in most conventions, people simply picked a piece of wall to the side to claim as their own, in order to sit down and rest or wait for other people.

I also discovered an unused stairwell in the far side of the convention building that was PERFECT for a photo shoot: dirty concrete, poorly lit, with industrial pipes and bare steel, it practically screamed with the Aliens aesthetic! My lady snapped a few dozen shots, some of which turned out great:


By the time the early afternoon had arrived, I was no longer able to wear my costume due to overheating. Even with plenty of water, as well as air channels built-in the front and rear torsos, my back had become one giant mass of sweat that I could no longer bear. I had to spend 20 minutes cooling off in a large bathroom stall in order to get my racing heartrate down and to feel normal again. The experience gave me new respect for the people who were walking around the convention floor in costumes much more confining than mine; I could only hope that they'd managed to build in more effective cooling systems!

Still, I was happy: many people complimented me on my cosplay, as well as the M41A rifle, which got a 'badass' comment from a prop-maker in his booth. Sweet!

I headed back to the hotel, carrying most of my costume instead of wearing it. The weather outside was magnificent, with sunny blue skies and balmy breezes that were so unusual for Seattle this time of year. I took a cooling shower and relax for about an hour before heading back to convention to meet my girlfriend for a 5 PM seminar on Alternative Story Structure. Unfortunately, the seminar was rather dull and uninformative, so we left early to find dinner at a nearby café, after checking out a Lego exhibit and sitting in the Millennium Falcon:


Sitting out on the patio, we were treated to a constant stream of convention goers leaving after the last panels and events had finished. Many were in costume, which provided much entertainment to the both of us. We even had a Robin( the Boy Wonder )sit down next to us on the patio, so we were able to chat with her for a little while about her cosplay experience which mirrored my own: a ton of work, overheating and general tiredness, with the payoff with many fans enjoying the sight of a well-made costume of one of their fave characters.

It was the perfect end to the day, so after a blazing sunset we went back to the hotel to tidy up and hit the hay early, exhausted.


Apr 9 – Seattle Sights!

While we didn't sleep in today, we definitely didn't get up early. The events of yesterday meant that we were both quite tired and so that fed into today's plan: Take It Easy.

Checking out from the hotel was a breeze, as the staff were so accommodating and friendly that they let us leave our car parked there for as long as we needed today for no charge! We happily scooted down to the Pike Place Market to walk around its extensive lower levels, which are bright and covered in vintage woodwork. A great place to explore further and at our leisure next time we're in the city.

It also meant we could head over to the Space Needle at our leisure. We hopped onto the Monorail, which had its terminus in the SAME BLOCK BUILDING as our hotel - super convenient! It was a thrill riding the monorail, which has been in service since 1962 and felt like a blast from the past with it's large curved Plexiglas windows that gave us gorgeous views of Seattle as we headed towards the Space Needle and the surrounding entertainment park.

We disembarked and headed in to the EMP( Experience Music Project )Museum, where they're currently hosting large Scifi and Fantasy exhibits, among others. After managing to tear ourselves away from the extremely cool swag in one of the gift shops( seriously, there was some awesome g33ky stuff there! )we descended into a dark, futuristic space called 'The Space Ark' where all the exhibits were housed.

Wow, what a place! It's chock-full of scifi artifacts, including a full-size endoskeleton of a T-700 Terminator, costumes from The 5th Element, weapons and informational displays from all sorts of scifi movies and shows. 

But by FAR the thing that got me most excited was the actual armour worn by Hicks from the film Aliens! It's JUST what I have laboured for months to reproduce and it was the highlight of my day to see it in the display case:


YES! I feel that I managed to achieve my goal of creating a budget costume that's about 80% accurate to what was on-screen, apart from colour choices, custom decals and parts I couldn't precisely replicate given my limited resources.

Incredible, that feeling of accomplishment. 

After spending a little more time exploring the scifi Ark, my girlfriend and I moved on to the Fantasy exhibit upstairs, which was less exciting overall. However, they did have this:


Again, it was a thrill to be able to be that close to something that mean a lot to me as a fan of Jim Henson and The Dark Crystal in particular. 

We headed back downtown to retrieve the car, then took a short jaunt over to the oldest part of Seattle, Pioneer Square. We registered for the 5pm Undergound Tour of the city and had a fascinating time for the next 75 minutes walking the covered-over old streets underneath the city, seeing sights like this:


Tired from our tour, we ate dinner at the singular Irish pub Fado, sitting out on a pation in the gorgeous weather to watch the city go by. The food, and the service were both superb!

We left Seattle as the sun was setting the sky alight, the perfect backdrop to illuminate the skyline as we departed. In a few hours we had made it to my girlfriend's parent's place in the Skagit Valley, where we gratefully collapsed into a soft bed and slumber after such a busy and exciting day.


Apr 10 – The Return

Staying overnight at my girlfriend's parents raise was the right choice, as we managed to get a decent amount of sleep, though I woke up early as usual well before 7 AM.

Since we had the entire day to get back to Victoria, we decided to take a small detour to go and see the annual Tulip Festival in the area. A Skagit area tradition, it sees millions of tulips bloom this time of year which draws tens of thousands of tourists to see the magnificent colors that the flowers produce.

We wended our way through traffic to find ourselves at the best of the tulip displays, at the Roosevelt Tulip Farm. Along with hundreds of other people, we wandered the gardens, marvelling at flowering displays like this one:


Cool clouds had blown in along with a chill wind however, so we stayed less than 30 minutes before moving on with our cameras full of tulip pictures. It was a spectacular experience!

The rest of the trip back was great, as we moved out of the cool overcast conditions on the Skagit Valley side of things to sunny skies once again when we neared the border. We stopped in the lovely little town of Fairhaven for lunch, dining at the Skylark Café where has the best bowl of chicken avocado soup that I have ever had the pleasure of tasting. We also spent a short while browsing through the town's magnificent bookstore, Village Books, which is a delightful experience for any book lover. I managed to escape with only one book purchase( and a used one at that )while my girlfriend picked up three excellent titles.

We also detoured slightly to pick up a few things from a border-parcel holding company I had decided to use to receive the occasional item that I could pick up during my next trip to the US, saving a TON of money on shipping. The cost for holding 2 items for a combined total of 9 weeks at their facility? Less than $9.00 CAN: a bargain, as it saved me nearly $50 CAN if I'd had them shipped to me directly from the USA. Win-win!

There were few bald eagles on the way back, at least none that were willing to stay grounded to get their pictures taken. 

Our timing continued to be excellent, as we were one of the last vehicles on the ferry. We gave each other a high five as the loading door started closing, which greatly amused one of the deck hands nearby. The calm weather meant it was another smooth crossing for me, without the tiniest twinge of nausea from the noticable-at-times rocking of the ship as it manuevered while sailing the channel through the islands.

We made it back to Victoria around dinnertime, where my lady and I parted ways. I grabbed a little sushi for dinner and unpacked, lamenting the utter lack of space in my bedroom to store my things; I really need an office to work in these days.

Maybe next year.



That's about all I can manage to get down on the screen, as it's getting late( past midnight )and I'm exhausted. I've a full work week ahead, including a writing group presentation, so I'll be a bit recovering from the Busy of the last four wondrous days...

Sunday, 3 April 2016

Pixels, Paint and Photo-Reality

The word of the week is pithiness.

Mar 28 – Clearing Worry

As my anxiety wanes weekly, I've been thinking about its causes. Why was I so anxious? What was going on in my life that was causing the anxiety? Was it short-term or long-term anxiety?

These and other questions all ran through my head this last week. I went out looking for answers and found a few that surprised me.

One article posited the idea of shifting from a 'Delayed Return Environment' to an 'Immediate Return' one, which is easier than you might think. It's a fascinating read and I highly recommend going through the article, as it allowed me to take a different look at how I was running my life day-to-day, for good and bad.


Essentially, the article suggests switching from an attitude of 'Worrying about things that we can't control' to 'What can I do to control my life so I worry less?' Which is a much healthier attitude. Here's an example I can relate to:

Writing. When I publish an article, the quality of my life is noticeably higher. Additionally, I know that if I write consistently, then my business will grow, I will publish books, and I will make enough money to sustain my life. By focusing my attention on writing each day, I increase my well-being (immediate return) while also working toward earning future income (delayed return).

In my mind, worrying about something now needs to be accompanied by the phrase "What can I do now that will help me manage this worry and make it less stressful for myself?" which is a far healthier thing to do than getting stuck in a mental logic loop with no perceivable solution.


Mar 29 – Photo Games

It's coming: the game you can’t tell from reality.

No, I'm not talking about virtual reality, but rather photorealism in videogames. Ever since the first days of electronic gaming, when a few dozen pixels were strung together to become an interpretation of reality, the slow march had begun to making videogames indistinguishable from reality.

I still recall the feeling of vertigo that I got when I first played Star Wars: Dark Forces on my then-cutting-edge PC back in the 1990s. Be able to look down and see a bottomless chasm yawning below me gave me shivers then, and still does.

Fast-forward 20 years and now we're getting to the point where the latest videogame hardware allows you to experience on-screen graphics that rivals reality. Hvae al ook at what's possible now in current games on the market:


Those are real-time graphics, not static: they move and change as the gameplay demands. It's incredibly impressive and while I won't be able to afford such a cutting-edge rig for more than a few years yet, this level of sophistication signals a threshold where reality and virtual reality begin to blur and become indistinguishable from one another.

For me, at the other end of the hardware spectrum, it's a head-scratcher trying to run some of the latest games on my hardware. Even setting some of these games run at minimum graphics settings doesn't guarantee that they'll even run at all, which can be frustrating.

Enter the LowSpecGamer, a gaming enthusiast who has made it his mission to run the latest games at the lowest graphics settings possible while maintaining playability. There are many reasons to want to do so, apart from the obvious desire not to part with hard-earned cash for the latest graphics card.

I think it's a noble quest, and will be checking in once in a while on his YouTube channel to see which games he's managed to reduce visually to make them usable by the rest of us...


Mar 30 – The Last Starfighter

Ah, the 1980s, golden age of the arcade videogame.

You can find almost any videogame that was in the arcades back then on the Internet now, most likely playable right in your browser: they were that complicated and many programmers these days grew up on those very games.


One game you couldn't find in an arcade back then though was the one from the movie The Last Starfighter. It was one that I badly wanted to play, along with thousands of other kids, to no avail: it existed only in the movie.

Until now. A diehard fan of the movie took it upon themselves to re-create the entire arcade-game video experience in a playable game that you can find on the Internet to download and play to your hearts content. Have a look:


That's some pretty cool programming there, Starflighter!


Mar 31 – Victorian Cthulu

Many years ago, I heard a story read by Neil Gaiman live, and I've never forgotten the wonder that I felt as I listened.

Called A Study In Emerald, it's a reimagining of the Sherlock Holmes type of tale, but set in an alternate universe: that of Cthulhu, a big nasty evil God who is the creation of H.P. Lovecraft and not the kind of ancient deity you want to be hanging around anywhere nearby.


If you have never read the story, I invite you to track it down at your local used book shop, as it's probably part of many a good horror anthology. If you have read the story, but didn't dig too deeply into it, you're in luck because Tor.com has revisited the tale and gone into great depth on many of the themes present in the story. Warning: spoilers for the story!!!

I found the piece quite enlightening and I stopped halfway, as I want to reread A Study In Emerald before I finish reading Tor's excellent article.


Apr 1 – Fooling Around

What's in a joke, you ask?

I'll come back with another question: what's a good kind of joke to play on April Fool's Day? The answer is more complicated than you might think, but I've boiled it down to one word:

Harmless.

Pranks, in my opinion, don't fall into this category as quite often humor is dependent upon surprise or some other form of physical humor. Whoopee cushions, air horns, and other such prank-level jokes aren't really ones that I like.

This kind of thing, though, I find hilarious:

Wow - what a great shot!

I think the humor in this particular kind of joke is a gentle one: the person watching the animation will eventually realize that there's no end to the graphical loop. Therein lies the humor: the person will feel chagrined that they were taken in by the joke and wasted one or 2 minutes of their day... to no ill effect: harmless.

They laugh, I laugh, we all laugh: that's the point of April Fools' Day.


Apr 2 – VAYKAY!

My first week of vacation for 2016 is here!

So what did I do with my initial bit of time off today, you ask? Well, I spent a good portion of the day working on my costume for the convention next week: I've got a lot to do, but nothing that a few more days of solid effort won't take care of.


Mostly, it's painting, which involves a lot of layers and visual tracing, in order to create a camouflage pattern that closely resembles that of the USCM armour from the movie Aliens. It's patient work, but fortunately nothing that's beyond my skill; all I have to do is spend the time to do it, piece by piece by piece:

This are inch-squares, and terrible glue lines on the bottom....

Once everything is painted( and dry! )all I need to do is cut some holes for straps and assemble the buckles to hold it all together. I have dozens of reference pictures, including all the locations of necessary attachment points to hold everything together while making it closely resembled the rigging from the movie.

As of tonight, the only major piece remaining to be fabricated was the back plate, which I've been holding off on because the detail work has to be done by eye as there's no templates anywhere that I can find on the 'net.

The limiting factor has been my wrists: cutting the dense EVA foam is not only hard on the X-Acto knife blades( I've gone through dozen already )but difficult for my wrists to maintain the pressure for more than a few minutes a day. Most of the cutting's finished with now and it's on to painting, which should be fun.

I can hardly wait to show you what the final result looks like!


Apr 3 – Working Time Off

My girlfriend and I spent the morning together, then I headed home after lunch to continue work on my costume.

It's really come together this week, and I'm quite proud of how I've managed to figure out most of the challenges I have faced as a novice to this craft. Admittedly, there are some parts that make me wince when I look at them, mostly the ugly end on the even lines of hot glue that represent welds on some part of the armor, but those are minor gripes. For the most part, all the pieces are the right size and shape and have turned out far better than I'd hoped for been made of foam rather than vacuum-formed plastic or fiberglass, neither of which is cheap nor doable in an apartment, for that matter.

By 8 PM, I had all of the armour's parts completed and most of them painted with a shiny metallic silver base coat. My plan is to use a low-tech but effective method to show weathering around the edges of the costume, simulating paint that's been worn away from use of the armor and/or combat, if you will. The secret to showing this base coat underneath layers of camouflage paint, you ask?

Toothpaste.

I kid you not: I ran across this tip during my research and it's brilliant. Simply rub a decent line of toothpaste atop your( dry! )silver metallic paint and let it harden, then paint right over it with as many layers as you like. Once all those layers are dry, all you do is rub away the toothpaste - gently - and voilà: the 'worn metal' of the base silver layer shows through in all the areas that you had covered with toothpaste. I tried it out on a few test pieces and it worked perfectly.

So tomorrow I'll be smearing a armor with toothpaste, then painting layers of camouflage by hand on about 20 pieces of armor. As I'm using inexpensive, non-toxic and quick-drying acrylic paints, I hope to be finished painting camouflage on the majority of the pieces by the end of the day tomorrow, with a few touch ups as necessary. Tuesday will be dedicated to the assembly of the costume piece by piece, cutting all the links of straps, riveting them together and assembling each piece on the mannequin as I finish it.
Wednesday, I get to pack for the convention and leave on the evening ferry for Seattle - huzzah!

A week's vacation, and I'm going to be BUSY for all of it: some of it preparing for the convention, some of it AT the convention... and a little of it recovering from the convention. One nice thing is that I'll be too busy to worry about anything at all this week, apart from when I need to sleep!