Sunday, 3 September 2017

Fairs, Figures and Feeling Fine

The word of the week is glissade.

Aug 29 – Math Hustle?

Math has never been my strong suit.

Anything more complicated than basic addition or subtraction, with maybe a few percentages thrown in, always makes my brain hurt. I put it down to a combination of the lack of practice and a it's a rare thing in my life when I need to deal with mathematics more complicated than can be found on your basic five-dollar calculator.

But, sometimes you need the math skills on your side:


I’ve tried, and I still can't figure out who owes what to who in the above example. Unsurprisingly, the internet hasn't been any help either. I'm probably overlooking some simple aspect of the problem, like wondering how many watermelons I have left...

In a very rare reach-out, I ask you: who owes who what, from the above comic? Feel free to use the comments at the bottom of this blog!


Aug 30 – Life Levelling Up?

What if life was a video game?

I really like it when creative folk make informational videos about topics that people take for granted, or summarize things neatly in a graphical way.

This particular video below looks at the average human life as a character in the videogame, and treats their lifetime accordingly with brilliant satire:



Aug 31 – Drafting

Two years ago, I finished my first novel's third draft.

This year, I set a goal to finish by the time the left for vacation, or at least by the end of August... and if I hit the first goal, I'd take the remaining time off!

By working hard( and continuously )for the last two months, I hit the earlier date, meaning I have rewarded myself with the last 2 weeks 'off' from writing, including the time I spent down in the USA for the eclipse with my girlfriend's family.


In the meantime, I printed up / emailed out a half-dozen copies of my fourth draft for beta readers to review and give feedback on. I've included with each an updated copy of a questionnaire I hope will zero in their feedback on specific parts and aspects of the draft, such as plot, character and so forth: things that I'm concerned that I've improved properly without going overboard since the previous draft.

It'll probably be about a month before anyone gets back to me, so in the meantime I'll be digging back into the draft for Book 2, which has been waiting for almost 2 years... but I now feel better qualified to be working on it again, as its complexities meant I needed to become a better writer before I could finish it.

Time, as always, will tell.


Sept 1 – Healthy Normalcy?

I've been feeling really balanced this week.

An ultrasound on Monday revealed no abdominal abnormalities, though the subject of my right kidney came up again in that there's a small abnormality still inside. But since it hasn't changed since it was first detected in 2014, there's little cause for concern apart from keeping an eye on it on a yearly basis or if anything changes - I'm not worried, and neither is my doctor, so no need to get anxious.

My weight's almost back to normal, around 155lbs, which is excellent! I'm eating a full range of normal-sized meals again without effort or getting full too soon. While I'm still taking digestive supplements, I've cut them back to 1/2 or even 1/4 doses with each meal, as my 'throughput' seems to be perfectly fine at those levels.

I'm also far more energetic this week, waking up at the same time each day and getting tired at the same time consistently, with solid energy levels throughout the day. I'm getting in around 10K steps a day with NO pain from my right leg; only the occasional twinge, and I'm sitting easily at work without needing to shift around, which has NOT been the cast for the last six months! The massages in particular have helped loosen my psoas tendons, which had shortened due to my sitting at my day job for too long without compensatory exercises to counter...

My abdominals have also been solid, so much so that I've had to remind myself NOT to just jump up or twist around: it's been a LONG time since I've forgotten that ab pains are only a bad move away, and I'm hopeful that this will be the norm again soon. I credit lowering tension, weekly massages and nightly treatments with a heating pad all with helping my abs loosen their crazed grip!


Overall, I'd say I'm feeling around 90% normal, and should be back to 100% within a week or two, with caution and patience. I'll be getting back on my exercise bike, as I've already said, with caution and more patience, determined to get myself back into a healthier level of fitness by the time 2018 rolls around.

No more daily pain, anywhere, is the goal!


Sept 2 – Saanich Fair Pt.1

My lady and I went to the fair today... and WOW, it was hot out!

We were planning on going anyway, but our friends in the Victoria Model Shipbuilding Society were doing their annual demo at the fair and needed volunteers to man the demo pond, so we signed up and got( well, I did anyway )free tickets to the Fair.

We showed up around 1pm, taking our place at the end of  a long line of traffic, since today is the busiest day for the Fair. We proceeded fairly quickly to park at one end of the extremely-large field, hauling our boat and gear to the front entry:


Once inside, we found our way to the boat pond in the middle of the Fair rather easily, and were gratified to see that it was at the rear of a large building that shaded it nicely for most of the morning until late afternoon. There were a dozen club members there, and we set up our gear, then popped out briefly to get some lunch. I was rather hungry and grabbed some nearby Ali Baba pizza, while my lady opted for some asian food( Korean? )that she said was perfectly delicious.

The afternoon was HOT, getting up to around 35°C but at least the humidity was low! The fairgrounds were packed with people, and you could see everyone was really feeling the effects of the sun by late afternoon, as there was limited shade and no cool breezes as the grounds are located in the middle of the Saanich Peninsula away from any bodies of water. Hot, dusty and sun-baked!

We really enjoyed ourselves, just driving the boat around( I hit the sides too damn often because of the limited space / turning radius of my large boat ) and entertaining curious passers-by, especially the kids. We had hourly rubber band boat races just for them, which proved quite popular:


I was also really impressed with the new battery I've purchased this summer, a 5000 mAh  3-cell unit that I've got an incredible deal on from an Amazon dealer in Turkey, of all places. For the price of onebattery from a seller like Venom, I received TWO batteries... and even though one of them failed after a few days, the seller refunded my entire purchase, so the battery was essentially free! It ran the boat for hours today yet the voltage barely dropped( by a mere 0.4V )after all that, which is really incredible! It bodes well to running my more powerful PT boat in the future, once I get replacement motors installed in a month or so.

My lady and I headed out before 6 PM, feeling hot and tired and slightly sunbaked, so we made a beeline for Bubby's Kitchen in Cook Street village where we sat on the patio and soaked in the cool breezes from the nearby ocean - it was the perfect way to wind down from a hot day!


Sept 3 – A Day Out

It was a bit of a busy relaxed-Sunday today.

After spending the morning catching up on chores at home, my girlfriend met me after lunch and we headed out to find a good spot to play some boardgames for the afternoon. We settled in at Union Pacific Coffee in the area north of downtown, seated on their cozy back patio that's mostly shaded from the Sun, with an overhead arbor and plenty of green growing plants. We played our newest game, Treasure Lair, which we picked up in the states and is a good deal of fun once we'd become familiar with the rules. It was quite enjoyable, being a card-based game where you form a party of heroes to try and complete the randomly-generated quests in each game. We managed to get through a full game despite a very determined wasp who wanted my cookie - no way, fellah!

After that, we popped over to the Marble Slab Ice Creamery, where we shared a banana split while playing a few games of Hive. Out of five games, I won three, which I think is a new record for me as my girlfriend would regularly best me up until now. We finished off the evening with dinner at Azumi Sushi, where I really enjoyed the huge bowl of go to sleep chicken teriyaki soup, and promptly forgot to take the leftovers with me - doh!

This is the long weekend, I have tomorrow off as well, and I'll be back at the Saanich Fair again in the afternoon for a second shift with my lady will be better prepared( I'll have a sound speaker for the boat ) and I expect will be able to see more of the fair, since it's not likely to be as busy as yesterday.


I had to actually close my windows while writing the blog this evening, as the microphone I'm using was picking up the loud voices of passersby, which was the first.

Sunday, 27 August 2017

Eclipse Trip - Vacation!

The word of the week is stellar.

Aug 21 – The ECLIPSE!

After leisurely breakfast, we were all ready for the eclipse!

We did have the option of driving another hour to the south, to be within the area of totality, but in the end we decided not to risk getting stuck in the masses of traffic of people trying to do the same thing. While not my video below, it's still astounding as to what was seen under the totality shadow:


The eclipse itself wasn't quite as exciting as we'd hoped where we were: while we were at a 99.28% coverage at the peak today, it still wasn't enough to do more than dim the lights for a couple of minutes, akin to just after a sunset. We were lucky enough to be sitting out in the back orchard area, next to a young lady who had a pair of eclipse glasses which she was kind enough to share. Supplementing this with a shadow viewer I'd made out of an energy bar box, we were able to watch the eclipse as it happened!

The most amazing part for me was the several minutes leading up to the totality, when the light from the sun's corona started washing across the grass in waves similar to what you would see on the hood of a hot car. It was startling to behold!

The cheap, eye-saving view inside a box!

After that, we headed out for the day. Exploring the Columbia River Gorge was something that looked to be exciting, considering the natural beauty of the area we were situated in, in Oregon. Heading north along the gorge, we stopped at several waterfalls, the most impressive of which was Multanomah Falls, which is over 600 feet high:

It was 1/3 mile to the bridge, overlooking the upper pool - so lovely!

We had lunch at the large park lodge at Multanomah, then headed south again and after a long, winding drive along the gorge wall, we arrived at Vista Point, which was truly well-named:

This is just the view to the north!

The views from the century-old Crown Point building were spectacular, looking north and south up the Columbia River Gorge for dozens of miles from its perch atop the Eastern Escarpment. The building itself was impressive in its own right, being part of a visionary tourist destination system created long before tourism was a big thing in North America. I especially liked the marble partitions in the bathrooms!

The verandas were from another era, so relaxing...

We made it back to McMenamin's by early evening, and after dinner spent a few hours on the upper western veranda. It was surprisingly hot for the time of day, with the temperature reading 34C, but this was still bearable thanks to the low humidity. There's something to be said for sitting out on a century-old porch with people you like, whiling away the time without a clock ticking in your head. 

Considering this was the first time I've left Victoria in over a year and a half, it's great!


Aug 22 – The Return

I had an excellent breakfast this morning to start the day out right.

The Black Rabbit Restaurant( named after an animal that used to haunt the farm decades ago )served the most incredible biscuits and sausage gravy I've had in many years. I think I'll be hard-pressed to match it anytime soon; even the one at Mo:Lé here in Victoria doesn't compare!

We were on the road again after 10 AM, and immediately hit some heavy traffic once we were over the border into Washington state. The traffic volume only got worse, and even with my Google Maps to help, there was no alternate route that would get us past the congestion points any faster. So we just had to bear it.


One thing I forgot to mention was that sitting upright for the trip down hadn't done my abdominals any good. I awoke very early in the morning yesterday with extreme discomfort which kept me up for several hours until 4 AM, until I finally managed to get back to sleep with the help of the heating pad I'd brought along. This time on the return trip, I sat reclining in the front seat, which helped immensely.

Almost 6 hours later, we'd only made it as far as Seattle WA, which turned out to be one gigantic parking lot that took us almost 2 hours to circumnavigate even using the express lanes. To pass the time, we made a game of recognizing vehicles, losing track of them only to see them turn up again as the traffic merged once more north of the city.

Coffee shacks were EVERYWHERE... dozens of them!

After turning off the main highway to take back roads known to my girlfriend's family, we finally straggled into Sedro-Woolley shortly before 7 PM, nine hours after we started. If we had to do it again, we seriously would look at flying from the local airport in Bellingham WA to the airport in Troutdale OR, which would have saved almost an entire day of travel in total, as it's only an hour's flight for $275 USD one-way.


Aug 23 – The Recovery

Whew! What a long trip back yesterday!

I slept in until the unheard-of time of 7:30am, then my lady and I went out for breakfast in her hometown. We went to Joy's Bakery, a local institution for decades, and the food did not disappoint: the food was delicious and the portions were HUGE, enough so that I took the third of plate home to eat tomorrow morning.

Ferry to the left, hometown to the right, Mt. Vernon and Seattle to the south

My lady and I decided to head out for a few hours to nearby Mount Vernon, to check out a few of her old haunts and spend some time decompressing from yesterday's too-long drive. As we'd neglected to bring along any of the boardgames we'd packed( oops )I searched for local game shop and found one on the edge of Mt. Vernon called 'DockingBay 93' which boded well, being a Star Wars reference!

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts...

What a gem of a place!

To our delight, the store was a crowded combination of comic books, collectibles, boardgames and more! I found a pair of Dark Crystal Mystic figures for the incredibly low price of $15 USD each. Considering they've easily been three or four times that on eBay, it means selling one will more than pay for the other.

But the best part? There's a FULL ARCADE in the rear of the building:

Next trip, we're spending some TIME in this place!

It was a super surprise, and I was reluctant to leave, thought I knew if we didn't we'd spend even more money there. So we then went to the unique Skagit Valley Co-Op, which I've been to before, though this time they didn't have a giant cookie( much to my disappointment ). We spent a little time there, but decided to eat elsewhere, as some of her favorite dishes were no longer on the menu. We went instead to the Calico Cupboard a block away, where we'd eaten the last time we visited, and it was just as good as I remembered despite the odd smell from the bathrooms we were seated next to. Again, GREAT food and generous portions for the price, and the peanut butter bar we had for dessert was too big for both of us to finish fully!

I had the lunch special - yum!

We were back at my lady's parents place by 4pm, in plenty of time for other family members to arrive from the area, including my lady's uncle and his wife, her brother with wife and daughter, and her grandpa. It was a great group, and we chilled on the back deck for hours as the sun descended, enjoying pizzas ordered-in, until most everyone had had to leave when it started growing dark. My lady, her dad and I still sat on the porch until the stars came out, then called it a day.

A very good day, indeed.


Aug 24 – The Return

What's with these early starts?

I had a good breakfast waiting for me when I woke: always good! We hit the road after 6:30am, and less than an hour later, we'd arrived at the Anacortes Ferry as walk-ons. It was perfect timing, as we only had to wait about 10 minutes after purchasing our tickets before boarding began for the 8am departure.

Pretty comfy digs on the WA ferry - the food's pretty blah though

The sailing was again excellent: sunny skies and calm seas meant that's it was all  smooth seas, and we enjoyed several games of Dragonwood on the way home. After making it through customs without any hitches( no duty on my declared items thanks to our extended stay time in the USA! )my parents picked us up from the terminal in Sidney BC well before noon. My lady insisted on treating them( and me! )to lunch at Adrienne's Tea Garden as a thank-you for driving us to and from the ferry, which was the perfect end to our adventure.

Ohhhhh.... yeaaaaahhh....

Once I was home, I flaked out for a bit... after unpacking everything including my swag, which includes several items I was able to ship to my lady's parents place in the USA, thus saving HUGELY on shipping. I'm chuffed to have picked up a copy of the FASA Battletech Blueprint posters in great condition( though they were the folded, not rolled versions as pictured )for only $60 USD months ago, as well as 4 copies of Dragonflame for only $10 each( free shipping! )which are rare as hen's teeth here in Canada. The Mystics were a great random treat, but the pièce de résistance are the NECA TMNT SDCC figures... which I probably won't bring myself to take out of the box for a long while, due to their collectible value.

All in all, it was a great end to the trip, and I was glad to be home again to sleep in my own bed. While the abdominal issues I had were bit of a surprise, and I was disappointed that my travel insurance cover any sort of medical investigation( I would look into that this week with a few phone calls, and rightly so! )the trip was a huge success in that I got to spend time with my girlfriend and her family without any cares to speak of, save relaxing.

That's pretty much my definition of the perfect vacation.


Aug 25 – The Tick Arrives!

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, evil-doers!

The zany but lovable big blue superhero known as The Tick made his debut decades ago in 1998 in comic form, becoming a instant hit with many. An animated series followed in 1994, along with a live-action series starring Patrick Warburton in 2001 that was well-received but cut short before its full run of episodes was created and completed.


Now, after a pilot in 2016, Amazon has brought back The Tick in 2017 with a full series, and its debut was tonight! As is the trend now, the full series of episodes was created and the first six episodes were made available TODAY on Amazon Prime( which I still have for another few weeks! ). In between catching up on a bunch of small tasks today, I watched the first three episodes and I have to say I'm hooked! The writing is excellent( as it should be considering the original creator, Ben Edlund, is offering the scripts )the acting is spot-on, including the humor, and the production values are exactly on the money dollar for dollar.

I will soon have to decide if I want to renew Amazon Prime to get the rest of the series... and I hope they'll spring for a second season too, given how popular superheros are right now!


Aug 27 – Draftelicious!

I printed out two copies of my novel's fourth draft this week!

One copy went to my parents yesterday, for them to read over and comment on, in as much or as little detail as they see fit. The second copy went to a friend and his wife today locally, because he's been eager to read the latest version for the last several years since he got his copy of the second draft.

520 pages double-sided!

I'm crossing my fingers that only small things need to be changed or added to this draft, because of the intense work that I've done over the last few months. It's entirely possible that I've overlooked some things, or that parts of the book / characters aren't as clear as they should be. But since I've been so close to the book for so long, I can't see if any of the things noted above, or anything else, needs further work... hence my reliance on a few beta readers. 

It's a little different situation from my second draft, when I sent out 60 copies of the book; only a half-dozen people gave me feedback on that draft( aside for my critique group ) so this time around I'm keeping the numbers low which I hope will result in a high ratio of feedback return.

I'm figuring it will be at least another month before people are able to get copies of my critique questionnaire back to me, and then I'll read through their comments thoroughly. From there I will peck away at making any changes over the rest of 2017 while I find to my research on the best agents and publishers to send the draft.

Next week, I resume work on Book Two!


Aug 27 – PODs?

What would you call a village of tiny houses?

A darned good idea, if you ask me!

If we had a little bit more time, I would've liked to gone into the city of Portland this past week have a look at some innovative housing solutions for the houseless. The City of Portland recently teamed up with the local architecture community for competition to design practical tiny homes that can be built in large numbers for low-cost, at scale.

They're REALLY tiny houses! Sharp-looking!

As you can see from the photo, the idea is to have individual houses for one or two houseless people each, with a shared communal kitchen and bathroom serving a dozen or so units. This creates communities out of individuals and provides a sense of stability to people who can't get into the traditional housing market easily.

What I like about this project is that it can scale up and out, to include communities like Victoria where traditional housing is out of reach of many lower and middle class income individuals, myself included. I like the idea of owning my own home, and while my needs are modest, the thought of spending three quarters of a million dollars for a small 2-bedroom detached home here is ludicrous.

Because of this, I hope that tiny home communities may start springing up in more places, enabling municipalities to see just how much of the benefit they offer to a city where too many people are locked out of the ever-pricier housing market.


 Did I mention I'm a little tired? But only little; getting back from the USA a few days ago has meant that I've been able to just kick back and relax as needed at home before going to work as usual tomorrow for a full five day week. I feel mostly recovered, though there's a few sore muscles here and there but I'm definitely the better for having spent a week on vacation after finishing my draft!