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Monday, 28 September 2009

Servers, Salt and Scary Soviets

Ever have one of those weeks? Maybe this wasn't it, but it felt like a close second...!

Sept 21 - Dead Things

Today was a series of frustrating events at work that scotched the whole day’s plan I had, to help train a newer employee from another store – that just didn’t happen. The main disruption was our server, which has been painfully slow since I took over the store in the spring. A simple call to our HelpDesk turned into an all-day odyssey of techs trying to make sense of the mess that is our server – to no avail. By day’s end they had us back& running again( after 4 hours without being able to efficiently serve customers )with an appointment to have the thing totally replaced( finally!!! )tomorrow morning.

Dead-ish: has anyone seen the new movie Zombieland, with Woody Harrelson in it? Although reviewers compare it to the much-loved Shaun of the Dead, I also hear it's got its own flair. I'd love to see a TV series set in a zombie-infested world, and word has it that the comic series The Walking Dead is close to being picked up by AMC for development. Mmm.... brains! No, wait... that was a TV executive! Spit it out!

In the meantime I leave you with: Twisted Disney Princesses - some are zombies, some aren't... but all are brilliantly twisted. Great job by the artist, especially Ariel!

Sept 22 - Serving Coffee and Dragons

A long, long day Part 2... I was @ work an hour early, to let the tech in carrying our new server to be installed. Things thankfully went without a hitch, though we did open five minutes late; big whoop. As I had said for the last 6 months, the old server didn't have what it took to run things quickly; in fact, we never used it for anything, even just internet searches, as it was far far too pokey. Turns out that it was simply a workstation-level PC that had had a 'Server' label stuck on it as it was put in service, which was then overlooked as other stores were upgraded. The new PC is zippy, far faster and now makes it possible to serve 2 people at once in-branch - finally. It bodes well for when business picks up again.

After work, I spent a few hours a few doors down at the Millstream Merchant's meeting at Serious Coffee. Every month a group of us get together to plot and scheme to improve our business revenue, tossing ideas on the table and seeing what we can do to help each other. Tonight's meeting was somewhat subdued, as a lot of us have had quite the busy month, but those of us who started the group back in June were pleased to see quite a few new faces tonight.

Dragon Age: the next big RPG from BioWare, talked about by the folks at MMORPG.com here, even though the multiplayer part is still in development alongside the single-player game. Looks to be another huge hit from the folks who brought us Baldur's Gate... which I never played, come to think of it. I should really download a copy from Good Old Games for a few bucks... but first I need to find a site I can buy the time to play it from!

Sept 23 - You broke what...?

Ack! Today went all wacky in mid-afternoon, as my CSR from the other store put themselves out of commission with a broken hand; so much for their training this week. While I'm not sure they can work with a serious fracture, I'm pretty certain they're going to take 4-6 weeks off to recover properly, which leaves us short-staffed for the area again. At least they'll get some much-needed time off.

Seeing as I worked the morning shift, I had to stay on and close the store as well - the CSR was supposed to close, but obviously wasn't able to with only one functional appendage. That worked out to a little over twelve hours in-branch, which was nice for the O/T but not so good for the endurance, as yesterday ALSO clocked in at 12 hours of solid work-time with the MMA meeting added in. Lucky thing I'd packed some spare soup in the store cupboards for just such an event( not to mention in case of an earthquake )so I wasn't hungry when I finally made it home, but I sacked out soon after - quite the day, all in all, along with the usual work crises needing solving.

Here's a looming crisis for you( hi, Brian! ): sodium. I've checked on my own intake levels for years, but never to the extent of lowering it to what the recommended levels are - this article from the Vancouver Sun talks about the problem more in depth, worth a read. Salt - who knew something so precious could be so dangerous?

Sept 24 - Beep... beep... gold!

I managed to sleep in today, for a change, and spent a good hour of the morning on the deck enjoying the weather with a good book. Then it was off to work for the closing shift. Today turned out to be a good day overall, just being busy - which is good for revenue, which keeps me employed. Simple logic there! We've had a run of large cheques the last few weeks, so that's a bright spot indicating that the economy is slowing turning around... but we're not out of the woods yet.

Talk about luck: by now you've probably heard about the man in England who discovered a vast hoard of ancient gold in a farmer's field. Just him and a metal detector; makes you want to run around Europe to see what else may be buried and awaiting your chance discovery. But I wonder: why are we only hearing about this now, when the discovery was made months ago back in July? I wonder sometimes... but gold is pretty popular nowadays, with ads all over TV about digging in your couch for spare gold - like that ever turns up anything save a few pennies and too many stale popcorn kernels.

Maybe you could spend some of your new-found wealth on movie memorabilia... like some props from the Transformers films! Next week, over 100 items from the films are going up for auction, including the 16-foot-tall replica of Bumblebee, which is expected to fetch close to $100K in Canadian dollars - he'd make one helluva lawn ornament!

Sept 25 - Nuke Fridays!

Split shifts stink, but we've no choice today; I both opened and closed the store, with a 3-hour break in the middle that had me cycle home and back again. Which was nice, in that I spent a solid hour outside enjoying the( relative )peace and quiet. I read a good chunk of Malevil, which is slow going... good on the part of the author, who gets paid by the word, and bad for the reader, who has to slog through minute details of fictional post-apocalyptic daily life that could be done without.

Getting home in the late evening, I paused briefly then went back out to put up signs at all the nearby street-corners for tomorrow's yard sale. Yep, the neighbours downstairs were getting rid of a lot of extra material, and since the weekend weather is supposed to be superb I volunteered to help in a few small ways. Which included putting up the signs to direct early-morning( and all-day )yard-sale sniffers to the property from various major nearby roads.

What do sunglasses, the end of the world and martial arts have in common? Yes, The Matrix... but also The Book Of Eli, an upcoming film starring Denzel Washington. Looks to be very Fallout-3-esque, with a lot of great blasted-to-bits scenery as background to some crazy fight scenes. In a similar vein, there's a group of Russians who got together recently for a live-action weekend of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. which is a fairly popular post-apocalyptic RPG. Back to reality, there's a creepy picture gallery of the city of Chernnobyl 20 years after the nuclear disaster of 1989 - stark reminders of how things would look if nukes did fall; anyone seen my sunglasses...?

This disturbed me: word is, the Soviets built( and are still running! )a doomsday device... it's called Perimeter. Scary, scary stuff!!!!

Sept 26 - Yard Sale

Up before seven today to help with the yard sale on the front driveway: the downstairs neighbours had a ton( more than a few tons, actually )of stuff to sell, more than I had thought at brief glance last night. I put out a small selection of my own things in a corner, just for kicks; most of what I have is still worth keeping for future use in a place of my own. And a good thing that I put up signs last night: the local papers had misspelled the street name in the ad, so most of the people that showed up were drive-bys who had spotted the signs; kudos to me. Overall we had over a hundred people browse during the day, I was told, which was a very successful one.

What a gorgeous day for a yard sale too: brilliant sunshine, not a cloud in the sky - it looked great from inside the Colwood branch, which I was at before noon to help out at( seeing as they were short a person now, see the entry for the 23rd above )which was a steady day. I even bought a few pieces of gold, which made a few people happy at what they received back for their baubles.

Saturdays around these parts are a mixed bag for events, including cars burning up the track at the Western Speedway which is in earshot of my backyard. Much akin to the similarly-named Merritville Speedway back in Ontario, it's a rip-roaring night out full of high-octane chills, spills and thrills. Which I have no interest in, not being a NASCAR junkie, though I do like cars; I have fond memories of spending hours at car shows, as well as even more hours designing ultimate fighting vehicles for the too-few Car Wars game sessions I played in high school. Ironic that I cycle most places now...

Sept 27 - Not a day of rest

Today was my 7th day of work, and thankfully the least eventful. I was at our Colwood store on my ownsome( sic. ), which is not so good on a Friday but fine for a Sunday. Especially a lovely, sunny Sunday outside - the usual weather when I work, but nice all the same for a late September date.

Regular readers will recall that I canceled my subscription to High-Def TV channels back in the spring, as I found their content to be... lacking - especially given their cost. Which looks to have spawned a resurgance in antenna sales, as people are discovering they can pull in a few dozen free HD channels from the airwaves - what's old is new again, as they say. Unfortunately my house is in a low-lying area surrounded by hills, so I doubt I'll get more than a handful of channels - but I'm still going to give it a shot in the new year, once I find an HD-capable antenna on sale after the holidays. I'm cheap, so why not?

I'll leave you with a 'fun' little flash game: Pandemic II, which has you trying to destroy the world by creating a plague. Creepy, cartoony fun... and a lot better than some of the games I've seen out lately, like this one - now that's creepy!

A day late for this week's blog... read about why next week!


Monday, 27 April 2009

Time, Talking and Trade-ins

This week's blog was delayed due to family - my sister is visiting this week, and darn it if I just did not have time yesterday to finish things up. So there. :)


April 20 - Wheel of Time(-lieness)

The news back in 2007 that Robert Jordan( nee James Oliver Rigney, Jr. )had died shocked a lot of Wheel of Time fans. The massive series, which I have been following since its inception back in 1990( wow, has it been THAT long? )has had some exciting news last month: the announcement that the final book A Memory of Light will be broken up into THREE books, totalling nearly 1 million words. Finally, an end is in sight, and it looks like one that will satisfy the many WOT fans out there. Well, most of them, anyway... those who haven't become dazed and confused somewhere along the massive journey that is the WOT series.

Thankfully, legions of fans out there have managed to create concise Plot Summaries for every chapter of every book, which you can peruse in case you haven't read any of the books in recent years. Another good place is the WOT FAQ, which has sections on almost every question you can think of regarding plot or character. You can also visit the official DragonMount Forums, where quite a few ideas are posted and being chewed over on a daily basis. The best place to go for following plot threads is Encyclopaedia WOT, where a visual 'plot thread tree' at the bottom of each book chapter list shows WHICH chapter in each book touches on a particular thread. This amazing feature means you can follow a particular plot thread through EACH chapter from book to book, start to finish... which is damned handy considering the sheer size and scope of the series.

April 21 - Mucho MMO's

Those of you who peruse this blog on a regular basis( love ya folks! Stay the course! )know that I am a fan of MMORPG's... but that I do not subscribe to any. Which is odd, as subscriptions are the basis for any successful online gaming community to succeed, making money for the company releasing it. Many an MMO has fallen by the wayside over the years, while a few such as WoW have continued to remain successful - it's a numbers game, and there aren't THAT many people out there with tons of free time to kill every week playing an elf running around collecting l00t.

MMORPG.com is a good place to go to get an idea of what's already out there and what's slated to come down the pipe in the near future. It also has a ton of info about less mainstream MMO's, of which of course I love any that are free to play. The site also contains some good blogs concerning MMO's, like Vicarious Existence, which has recently looked at how hype helps sell new MMO's. One little game I may jump into is Galaxy Online, which looks to be in the style of the old Star Control series of games for the PC, with the added strategic depth of an MMO - looks cool, may stink, in other words. Ever since the days of Tradewars( which is still online in various forms adapted for the internet )there has been a deluge of space strategy games - the most recent contenders for the crown are Jumpgate: Evolution and Eve: Online... neither of which is big on actually stepping OUT of your cool spaceship to get your feet dirty. In fact, despite its popularity, Eve is NOT a game for those who enjoy space combat - it is more about corporate trading, as this great little article explains.

April 22 - Red Versus Blue... bacon?

All right, all right... I chose the losing side in the HD-DVD( red box )vs Blue-Ray( blue box )war, I admit it. While I still believe HD-DVD was the better technology, the market decided otherwise and I have to live with my decision... and my collection that cost me some fair change. Now, there comes news that Warner has started a trade-in program for HD-DVD owners who want to go Blue-Ray - great news for people who want to jump the fence to the 'winning' side.

Not to be confused with Red Vs. Blue, which is a long-running machinima series based on a dysfunctional squad of troopers from the Halo universe. Damned funny too - you can find almost all the episodes here at Machima.com, all of which can be viewed full-screen.

Speaking of good ideas, how about this one: wrapping your iPhone in bacon. No, it's not real bacon, but a very realistic facsimile of our Fave Food in case form. Perhaps if you combined it with Bacon Spray, you could get a little closer to a non-greasy, preservative-free non-organic bacon case. Yum!

Can you tell I like bacon? *grin*

April 23 - On Blogging

Previously, I have written in this blog about, well... blogs. Coming up with new and timely postings every week is not easy without falling into a retreading rut. Unless you live a life on the run, Twittering your way though your day, getting new material for your blog is not all that easy.

ProBlogger.com has an article on how to come up with new material for your blog, so you can aspire to appearing on the Top 100 Blog List. While you may not be as popular as Neil Gaimon's blog, you can perhaps steal some eyeballs from Icanhazcheeseburger.com... and in the process give a few of them grammar lessons.

Myself, I am writing for my friends who might want to know what I am up to way out here, as well as my thoughts on various subjects near and dear to my daily life. When nothing much comes up in regards to Daily Life, I put in some Near and Dear. Which has worked fairly well, so far!

April 24 - Yo Joe!

Something of note today though: the creators of Bacon Salt appeared on Oprah today, via Skype. Talk about major celebrity endorsements... Oprah's audience of millions are already shooting the sales of Bacon Salt through the roof. I wonder if those millions know they ALSO make Baconaise?

Towards midnight, I watched G.I. Joe: Resolute on Teletoon, which was a totally new take on the much-beloved toy-driven Hasbro series from the 80's. This was not for kids however: the guns in this version missed a lot less, and the blood was front and center when they hit. I imagine it was aimed squarely at the grown-up kids from the 80's, such as myself... and I liked what I saw. Considering the long history of G.I. Joe, I hope that Resolute brings things to a new level and keeps the theme alive - considering that almost every north american male has at one time owned a G.I. Joe toy, it's a huge market.

April 25 - Ubuntu!

Another Not-Much-Save-Working Saturday, most of which I spent working the evening shift at the Colwood branch. Despite some annoyances, it was a good shift, especially since I had no last-minute doorcrashers like last week to delay me.

It seems that my old PC is not quite up to the task of running a NWN server within the parameters my project group is setting. So I spent a little time tonight putting in a spare hard drive and installing the latest version of Ubuntu, which in case you were not aware is a very popular easy-to-use version of the Linux operating system. Linux, besides being free( and open-source, meaning thousands of people around the world work on improving it on their own time )makes far better use of computer resources than any other OS, including Windows. Hopefully that extra 'leanness' will make the difference in getting things going for the project in the next few months, once it is all set up. And once I learn how to run Ubuntu... which won't be TOO long, thanks to this excellent FREE guide!

April 26 - Yard Talkin'

More yardwork today, in the lovely sunny weather. The lawn had been begging to be cut the last few weeks, but the weather had not co-operated until today. I despaired of using the massive gas-powered mower in the garage, as the fumes and noise from those things really bother me. So I went down to the local Canadian Tire and bought a reel mower, after doing some research at the LawnMowerGuide.com about some other alternatives. The mower( by Yardworks )was inexpensive and it was assembled in only a few minutes. It took me only a few passes to get the hang of it, so from there it went rather smoothly despite the bumpy nature of the lawn and was no harder to push than a regular heavy cordless or gas-powered mower. The cut was excellent too: the scissoring action is kinder to the grass tips than a duller powered blade would be, keeping the grass healthier.

I used the new version of Dragon Naturally Speaking again tonight, and really enjoyed it - it runs VERY well on my new laptop, compared to the old Blue Frankenstein of a PC I had run the previous version on. The speed is incredible, though the accuracy is still around 98% but training and correction will improve that considerably. There are a ton of other things you can do with it as well, depending on the application - I like the voice commands the best: tell your PC what to do, and off it goes! I love new tech. :-)


Well, my sister is visiting us this week all the way from Banff, AB, so I should really finish this off and close down the laptop for the evening. TTYL all!