Accents, Atlantis and Asprin

Well well well ... another week, another blog! Seems to be quite a few of these here; all the more to catch up on in one's spare time...


Sept 30 - Just Watch Me

YouTube - anything you want to watch, in ten-minute bites. As I've mentioned a few shows in the past in the blog, I thought I would share something different this time: spoofs. For your viewing pleasure, may I present Monty Python's Spamalot from the Holy Grail... done in Lego. Then there's ... Shining, which is a trailer that spoofs The Shining, all done with original clips. For those of you strong in the Farce, there's a never-before-seen clip of Darth Vader being a smartass - I can relate. Lastly, there is the incredibly funny Lemon Demon Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny...

The above video bring to mind old things made new... which of course can easily lead to a cliché. The Cliché Finder Database can help you avoid such things; as a writer I find it invaluable for testing my 'new' ideas to see if they've been done-to-death already. So, you're welcome.

I spent some of my time today outside on a patio at the local Starbuck's, soaking up a lovely sunny afternoon with a soy drink at hand and lots of people parading by. Being able to sit on a patio and not be smoked all over was a breath of fresh air, literally. Much as I espouse equal rights for those who want to commit slow suicide by cancer stick, I do not want to breathe in their chemical clouds from three tables over, thanks... so B.C.'s tough public smoking laws are a boon to patio-goers here.

Oct 1 - You Speak Me?

One of my interests is language; not to get too technical, but the fact that SO many different lanugages have developed on a single planet, among members of a single species, fascinates me. Accents among members of the same lingual family are an offshoot of this interest; this site lets you test what sort of American accent you have in the English language. Then again, you could always learn to speak Klingon or, my favourite: Atlantean!

Speaking of which, I've begun watching Stargate: Atlantis on DVD, which is great for enjoying both the writing and special effects at one's own pace. I've also just this week discovered the Stargate Atlantis Blog, which has tons of inside insights from the creators of the show. Too bad it just got cancelled. :-(

An old man on a bike caused me to experience a Scooby Doo Hallway moment today near my home. He was just another cyclist riding by, albeit on an old bike; not a classic, but likely from the late sixtie's and in questionable shape. He was by and gone in a few seconds as I crossed the street and waited for more traffic... and then he went by me AGAIN, from the SAME direction! I did a double-take, for I had last seen him turning into a driveway just up the street... and as far as I knew, there was no back alley or other laneway beyond. Yet there he was, the same old man with the same spaced-out look on his face, going in the same direction. Another day I am going to look into his route, as I want to reassure myself I did not experience some sort of spatial distortion...

The Church of the Banana project took another big step forward today, which I am glad to see. With a number of talented people working on it feverishly, new and good things are happening - stay tuned!

Oct 2 - Hit Shows

YouTube can give new life to many an underrated show long after it has vanished from TV channels. One such is Duckman, starring the voice of Jason Alexander from Seinfeld TV fame. The writing is sharp, satiricual and scathingly funny, much as many a good show is that gets cancelled too early due to audiences not knowing about it - this episode is a great example. Another show I enjoyed was (brace for the title, it's a doozy) Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles, which was an early CGI sci-fi cartoon with some surprisingly mature themes underlying the saturday-morning appearance. Which would explain how the show is developed quite a following despite being off the air for nearly ten years and despite the series ending before all the episodes were completed.

The Hit Counter for this blog reached 400 today, which was a milestone. Since I started the counter in February, it has tracked an average of 50 people per month checking out the blog. Not huge numbers, but it is gratifying to see that people are reading what I write. With a few comments scattered here and there too, for good measure.

One thing I haven't done in the last month is play Civ: Rev at all... seeing as nobody else is playing, getting my civ smacked about by the computer isn't nearly as much fun as attacking a human opponent. I suppose I could find some online gamers to fight, but it's not my thing to take strangers to task unless it's in something like Halo3 or COD4 ... less talking, more shooting, really.

Oct 3 - Smallest Houses

Seems I am stuck working every friday evening this month, which thankfully does not impact my social calendar much - yet. All things considered though, I like working the morning shifts better; there is less a sense of wasting an entire day working when you can be home by late afternoon - lots of time to do other things. Like laundry - apparently someone has discovered yet another amazing new way to do it.

The leaves have started falling from the trees along St. Charles Ave this week, meaning that Fall is inevitably here. It is odd though, seeing so many trees still green, and gardens that will remain in bloom throughout the winter months here - the City has planted pansies in many of the public gardens, so those will be colourful right through and into Spring. Nice thoughts for the chillier months.

Something on my horizon is home ownership - sooner or later, we all put down roots, save for the inveterate travelers among us. One concept I am keeping in the back of my cluttered head is Tumbleweed Homes, which can fit almost anywhere on lots too small for traditional homes. An added advantage, apart from the much lower cost of ownership, is the house can be moved at a later date if necessary - just try that with a 2000sqFt bungalow! Considering the sky-high cost of homes in Victoria in the current market, a small, personal-sized dwelling that isn't a condo has great appeal to me.

Oct 4 - Hey, where did...?

I continue to be impressed by the capabilities of my laptop - yes, it's the geek in me, but I try only to let myself G33k out at home. Really. *ahem* So what has my inner geek grinning? HDMI. Yep, the laptop has an HDMI port... and since it ALSO has a top-notch dedicated video chipset from ATI, I can pop in an HDMI cable and get 1080p - true HD output - from the laptop to my big-screen. Not only that, but the little laptop can use BOTH displays simultaneously... something even the techs at BestBuy said it could NOT do. So stick it, you wannabe-g33ks.. I got it to work with a minimum of electric shocks, soldering and cursing. Boy, does it look good!

I had the day off today, and as always it vanished FAR too quickly. I was out for lunch and about town until well into mid-afternoon... just in time to be REALLY rained on, more rain than I have ever seen in Victoria to date. The expressions on people caught outside without umbrellas were priceless... unfortunately, the sudden shift in air pressure meant my head wanted to explode - again, just like last week. I managed to get some work done in between doses of asprin, with two more articles for Cyberwalker.com nigh completed and more work for the CoTB.

Oct 5 - Sun-daze

Nothing really amazing today, just went to work and back again. The sun peeked out a few times during the day, then vanished again as quickly, but at least the rain held off save for a few drops here and there. People's moods were generally sunny today though, for some reason, despite the weather; something I appreciated given a few other days this week.

Sometimes you really need a good sense of humour, as well as patience. How else would you learn the many ways to shoot elastics at the Guide to Shooting Rubber bands? Seriously, there's just a little TOO much information there. So instead, to put your curousity to bed, there's the Red Button Page. Just try to stay away...

One thing that may knock your mood a-kilter, is this. What are people thinking in the name of fashion? Tattoos, piercings... those things I understand. Even the fad from a few years back for dental jewellery, along with other funny stories from the world of teeth.


Soldiering along towards Christmas we go... no comments last week, so I must be doing something right. Soon enough it will be time for ghouls and ghosts to roam the streets, and I still am not sure what I am doing for Halloween. Maybe I should go as a blog writer... all pale and twitchy?

Time, Trips and TV

The week started off slow, but picked up steam as it went along... and only a little over a week now until Niagara - hooray! Added Aug 29th entry update on 9/3rd.

Aug 25th - Recovery in Time

Still working on recovering from my cold today, though all that remains is a total lack of energy. At least it didn't develop into any other stages; I hate coughing and sneezing. A lot. At least I had plenty to keep me occupied, though I did drift in and out of consciousness a lot more than usual today, for a day off. Waking up suddenly from the middle of a game of Civ:Rev can be disconcerting, as I tend not to fall asleep easily when feeling well.

I did manage to finish reading the third book in the Island in the Sea of Time series, entitled On the Oceans of Eternity - a massive book, as they all were, and utterly engrossing in their detail. Other favourite alternate history books of mine are the classic If the South Had Won the Civil War and The Peshawar Lancers. Some folk take it a little too far though, and examine EVERY point in history as a 'what if' - see some of the results here.

Aug 26th - Why me?

Another The Customer-Is-Always-Right day... boy, did I have a doozy today. In brief, the highlights: A woman was visiting from England, and didn't agree / understand / care about policies in Canada for money transfers. She carried on to a point where I was about to call the police to have her removed from the store - then I managed to foist her off onto Western Union, where she chewed a strip a mile wide through various levels of CSR's. After she managed to disconnect herself from them, and using my massive experience in Idiocy Deflection, I managed to get her the hell out of my store, WITH her transfer, and a fervent wish that the next foreign country she visits will have a standing policy of shooting monomaniacal foreigners who think they are Righter Than Thou, despite ignorance of a different country's rules, laws and common decency.

I only wish I could see the look on her face as they take the safety off and cock the hammer back... *sigh* Not really. But still: See Not-Always-Right.com for more amusement - I find the person asking a clerk at a dollar store how much a particular item is to be endlessly entertaining...

Aug 27th - Bananas and TV

So far, my lack of television has not made an appreciable dent in my day' schedule. If anything, I am now free to watch what I want, when I want - much as back when the VCR was introduced, followed by the PVR... anything I want to see is on the PC, on DVD, or on YouTube. In fact, I have been discovering a LOT of shows are on YouTube, some of which I had never expected to ever see again. Along with some things that perhaps are better seen once, then forgotten again... quickly.

On a side note, I received an email today which was a first: someone actually FOUND a website I had co-developed years ago both as a joke and exercise in web-building. Yet in my Inbox today sat a note that asked how one becomes a member of The Church of the Banana ... ? Well, to be honest, I'd never expected anyone to actually WANT to do more than laugh if they stumbled across the site... and frankly, I am not sure if we are going to respond, as anyone who WANTS to become One with the Great Banana kinda scares me. On several levels.

Aug 28th - Silent Voices

I did a bit of a double-take today while rooting around searching for voice actors, to add to my research about getting into that profession. To my sorrow, I found out that two actors whose work I had so admired in some of my faviorite shows had died, in both cases several years previous! Tony Jay, better known as Megabyte in ReBoot( and characters in countless other shows )passed on in August 2006. Preceding him into the Binomial Abyss was the aptly-named Long John Baldry, who also voiced several characters in ReBoot and had a solid singing career. In both cases, they had voices that were utterly distinctive and recognizable in any work they did.

There's just something that appeals to me about the voice acting. Having a good voice is a must, but one has to be flexible in many ways. Though people like Rich Little have obviously been gifted with voices and mimicry beyond almost anyone, most voice actors are still able to voice several dozen different types of characters - hence the term 'actor' you will note. Unlike some limited voice actors, or people like Sugar( formerly of YTV, whose voice is incredibly high )the whole idea is NOT to get typecast - while certain roles may be perfect for YOUR voice, they do not come along each day, so you cannot make a living doing just ONE type of voice. Heck, look at John Tesh... he's still hosting a radio show, albeit a very popular one in syndication. Plus a singing career. Hmmm....

Aug 29th - Deadly Dust

EDIT: I almost forgot - I attended BluesBash'08 tonight, with a few of my neighbours. We stopped at the Market Square for dinner first, to eat at Green Cuisine, a buffet-style all-vegetarian place. Amusingly, the most popular menu item were the fries... though I liked the veggie falafel. In any case, we settled in for a COLD evening by the water to watch Jim Byrnes, along with special guests The Sojourners. It was a great crowd, and Jim related quite a few touching stories about his long musical career and the Blues. Oh, and the music was good too. *grin*

I had to make a dash for Starbuck's though, as the concession booths only had one hot drink: coffee, and none of us drank that. So I skipped to Starbuck's at the Bay Center to pick up some drinks; hot chocolate for me, and some weird needed-a-full-page-written-on-a-napkin green drink for the others. Reminded me of hot Romulan Ale, for as Scotty would have said after a sniff: "It's ... it's green." We were the only ones there with Starbucks; my smiling charm got me past the gate guards, who could relate to the lack of hot bevvy variety at the fest. Go me!

An odd thing happened to my PC today, which scared me for about ten minutes until I ran out of creative technical swear-phrases. In short: my screen went black & white, then blank. Period. Seeing as this is my one and only machine for the vast majority of work I do apart from my day job, I understandably started to sweat bullets.

Fortunately, a little down-time seemed to fix the error, and a thorough cleaning actually cooled the blue beast down some more - dust does tend to build up in there, all too quickly. Ironically, I am writing a 'Basic PC Maintenance Guide' for Cyberwalker.com, so perhaps my own PC is trying to tell me to finish the Guide off soonest! I guess I will have to get my air cleaning going again in the main room.

Or buy a new computer. I must admit, lagging so far behind the technical edge is starting to become a bother, especially since I can only do a few things at a time before the beast overloads. *sigh* Maybe in the new year... one of these would be nice, but I would settle happily for one of these, and so would my wallet, at that!

Another reason for a new PC: Fallout 3. I have a penchant for post-apocolyptic: Mad Max, Deathlands( the earlier books are much better )and After the Bomb are all favourites of mine. Something about mutants, radiation and the fact that the customer service industry would be reduced simply to having shotguns held ready under counters as a final measure appeals to me greatly.

Aug 30th - Friendship

I had an interesting line of thought run around my brain today, as it has on occasion over the years. Whilst ruminating on the various friendships I have formed over the years, I once again thought about the vagaries of life that occur to toss people together, and tear them apart again. Childhood friends, school friends, work friends, social friends, family friends, online friends... the list of friends is as many and as varied as one can imagine - meeting people can happen anywhere, from the grocery store to in the middle of a river.

What I find interesting is how MANY of these friends that one keeps over the years, and at what level. I have known people who have few friends, but those they have are very close, like family. Other people seem transitory, changing friends every year and swapping social circles like socks. Happily, in my own case I have been very lucky to have met some fine friends early in life, and continued the trend all along. I count many dozens of people among those whom I am proud to call friend, from all walks of life and all manner of meetings.

One person who has made a study of friendships, a Prof. Dunbar, has come up with something now being referred to as 'Dunbars Number. In essence, the good prof theorizes that people are hardwired to not have more than 150 friends at any one time. The theory is mentioned in this article, which is a good read. I find it fascinating, as I am using technology to stay in touch with my far-flung friends - this blog is but one example of such.

Aug 31st - Nanaimo: not just a tasty dessert

I spent the day today traveling to the lovely city of Nanaimo, 1.5 hours north of Victoria, about the size of St. Catharines. I've enjoyed day trips on the Island, as I have not spent much time outside the Greater Victoria region - much the same as travelling to Toronto from the Niagara region. Only FAR greener, and with a LOT more mountain scenery.

We stopped along the way at the town of Chemianus, whose claim to fame are dozens of outdoor murals in the main downtown area. Apparently the local sport is Tourist Dodging, which is played much the same around the world as in Niagara Falls: dodge your car around various idiot tourists with cameras, who are looking at everything BUT the Big Dangerous Metal Things on the roads!

Lunch was at the Crow & Gate, a reproduction English Pub located way back in the country roads of Cedar, B.C. It is an authentic British Pub( built in 1972 )right down to the low ceilings, massive use of wood everywhere and the Bar Ordering System. Yes, that's right: you line up at the bar to place your order and pay BEFORE the meal, get your drinks, and then the food is brought out to you. Slow and inefficient, but it's authentic... and you get the chance to talk to your fellow line-goers in the bargain. It was a little cold to sit outside, but they had a lovely English garden surrounding the pub, including a pond with, of all things, black swans! Photo op!

Nanaimo itself was very... hilly. Everything descended to the sea from the hills, with the downtown core in an L-shape whose long end pointed away from the ocean and towards the brand-spankin' new shopping mall. Yep, all that way and we ended the trip wandering around a half-completed mall.. with a new Best Buy, the first on the island. I scored some dirt-cheap 'Grand Opening Special' SD memory cards and an Ultimate Edition of The Fifth Element, one of my all-time favourite films. Go Milla Jovovitch...! Did I mention she's starred in several apocolyptic films, like Resident Evil? And did I also mention she sings?

Sadly, I'd developed a stinker of a headache from the trip, perhaps due to the lovely sunny skies - high air pressure ya know. I am pleased to report that I have suffered FAR fewer headaches here in BC than I did in Ontario ... likely due to the much more stable barometric pressure levels that can trigger headaches in some people, such as myself. So I begged off dinner plans and sank into a Tylenol-induced snooze for a few hours, to wake feeling moderately human again, though not enough to do more than putter on the PC until snoozing.


That's a wrap - for some reason this week's blog just would NOT flow until the late hours turned into the early hours. Ah well - it's on paper, so to speak, and I can sleep.